I'm not in the closet, and DADT is gone, but likewise I'll never be a flag-waving parade-marching "here, queer, get used to it" type of guy. It's not my style. I believe more in a "live and let live" philosophy.
So who and what am I?
I am an American Soldier.
I am a teacher.
I am a world-traveler.
I am an adventurer.
I am not an Army of one, because everyone needs someone to have their back. I am an Army of many.
I am not suitable for all ages, and a doctor might need to be consulted before use.
I should not be taken after midnight.
I can be taken home to Mama.
I can go shoot guns, hunt, and talk sports with Papa.
I would gladly die for my beliefs, but also willingly live for them.
I love my family, I love my country, I love my God, and I'm comfortable with my sexuality.
I'm no hero, but I serve in the company of heroes.
Also, I often forget to recycle, but I'm doing better.
Don't take yourself, or anything, too seriously. God has a sense of humor, just look at Tim Tebow. I have what some call an inappropriate and borderline offensive sense of humor, but I never truly mean offense. So please, give a shout out.
I have come to the realization that there no molds for the gay world. I've met men who shoot rainbows out of their ass and spit purses, as well as men who could intimidate Chuck Norris. What that has taught me is that "gay" could be a clarifier, but should never be an identifier. There is a LOT more to me than being gay, and it should be the same for you.
That said, I tend to get along better with, and socialize with, gay men who are active and off the couch at least some of the time. In addition, those who like outdoors, hiking, camping, wakeboarding, lacrosse, swimming, and watching most sports are likely to be my friends.
Be adventurous! Try new things, meet new people, learn a new skill, go new places, even watch movies you normally wouldn't choose and eat at a restaurant you've never heard of. Life's journey is NOT to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but, rather, to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "Holy shit, what a ride!?"
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I am a daring individual, often seen scaling walls, shooting fire, and riding Yoshis.
I have been known to remodel apartments on my lunch-break, without being asked, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention.
I translate ethnic slurs for African refugees and Mormon Missionaries..
I write award-winning haikus, and manage my time 90% effectively.
Occasionally I tread water for 4 days in a row, and still don’t have prune fingers.
I woo women with me sensuous and god-like saxophone playing.
I cook 30 min. brownies in only 20 min.
I am an expert in ceramics, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Russia.
Using only a garden hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in Southern China from a horde of ferocious army ants.
When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges out of pvc pipe and duct tape.
I enjoy urban hang-gliding.
On Wednesdays, after school, I repair home appliances free-of-charge.
I am a sarcastic poet, an abstract artist, a punctual teacher, and a ruthless bookie.
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of felt patriotic flag-wear.
One summer I toured Eastern Europe with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration.
I run the 100m in 9.65 secs.
Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, David Copperfield, and all 7 Harry Potter books in one day and still had time to alphabetize my aluminum-can collection.
I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.
I have performed several covert operations for the CIA.
I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair.
While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.
The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are mostly paid.
On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.
Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
I breed prizewinning clams.
I have won bullfights in Madrid, sumo wrestling matches in Japan, cliff-diving competitions in the Philippines, and a spelling bee at the Kremlin.
I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
Also, I have an addiction to Pretzel-bread Hot Pockets, Mt. Dew, the letter J, sour gummies, Strongbad Emails, Psych TV shows, and putting random and bizarre animations in powerpoints.
Helen Keller said, "Life is either a great adventure, or it is nothing." And if a deaf and blind communist can say that, so should we all!