AbvAvgJoe | Famous at my mother's house


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  • AbvAvgJoe
  • May 28, 2018 - 8:10 AM


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    About Me

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    • Member since: 08/03/11
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 51
    • First location: Columbia, Maryland, United States
    • Relationship Status: Married
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Athletic
    • Height: 5' 9''
    • Weight: 160 lbs
    • Waist: 31 inches
    • Chest: 41 inches
    • Arms: 14 inches
    • Hair color: Salt and Pepper
    • Eye color: Brown
    • Ethnicity: Other
    • My gym: The world around me
    • Weight training: 3 times per week
      30 minutes per session
    • Cardio training: 6 times per week
      45 minutes per session
    • Sports I like:
    • Other sports I like: - extreme gardening
      - gymnastic home improvement
      - cardio snow removal
      - neighborhood jogging tours
    • HIV status: HIV -
    • Safer sex?: Always


    Fun-loving, hard working entrepreneur who is determined not to let time and sitting behind a desk claim my soul or my physical health. I just want to be a billionaire, so freakin' bad. But stuck in a thousand-aire life, for now.

    I'm not the kind of guy to sit still for long periods of time, and I enjoy an eclectic combination of activities. At various times, you can find me:

    - swinging an axe
    - using a framing nailer
    - tilling the garden
    - wielding a blow torch
    - showing off the latest in my fantastic collection of saws
    - driving too fast
    - blasting the radio or my iPod
    - being a hard nose at a board meeting
    - sewing a seat cushion
    - taking a hammer to my house
    - doing something insane with Shawn T
    - writing software code that might actually work
    - negotiating healthcare benefits
    - negotiating system requirements
    - negotiating the public and private features of an interface
    - helping old ladies


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