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  • BeerIsYummy
  • Apr 20, 2018 - 3:05 PM


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    About Me

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    • Member since: 02/07/11
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 34
    • First location: Austin, Texas, United States
    • Second location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
    • Relationship Status: Monogamous Relationship
    • Looking for: Friends
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Defined
    • Height: 5' 2''
    • Weight: 125 lbs
    • Waist: 30 inches
    • Chest:
    • Arms:
    • Hair color: Blond
    • Eye color: Blue
    • Ethnicity: White
    • My gym: Home gym
    • Weight training: 4 times per week
      50 minutes per session
    • Cardio training: 4 times per week
      40 minutes per session
    • Sports I like:
    • Other sports I like:
    • HIV status: HIV -
    • Safer sex?: Always


    Hello all,

    Pretty average here. I work full time and go to school which keeps me busy. I love writing, poker, punk/ rock/metal music, and anything with a zombie in it.

    My favorite quote: "Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction."

    2011 event list

    Feb 26th: Annual Spring Thaw
    April 10th: PA Tough Mudder
    June 25th: Pittsburgh Oyster Run
    Oct 22nd: VA Tough Mudder
    Nov 13th: NJ Tough Mudder

    2012 event list.

    June 16th: Urban Dare
    Aug 18th: Toronto Tough Mudder
    Sept 1st: Run for you Lives

    Random things about me:

    Yes, I'm only 5'2.
    I only clean when I know people are coming over, otherwise I like to wallow in filth.
    I love horror movies.
    I have a cat named Sunshine Fist Magnet, Fisty for short.
    I can move my eyes somewhat independently of each other.
    Working on my degree in Epidemiology.
    No... I honestly don't think you're dumb if you don't know what Epidemiology is. Most people don't.
    I have a big collection of Garbage Pail Kids cards.
    Drunk me has eaten out of the garbage twice in the last year... but only from my own garbage.
    I have a pet Chinchilla named Beatrix Kiddo.
    I love dead baby jokes.
    More to come!

    Here are websites I frequent. This should give you a taste of what I find funny.

    Guys I'm Looking To Meet

    It seems my only qualification is a Y chromosome so... lol

    Random thoughts about guys that I will continually fill out as I peruse all the profiles here:

    * Why don't some of you have candid photos in your profile? Do you really only look good in pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom mirror?
    *So many people aren't smiling in any of their pictures. A goofy smile is better than none at all.
    *What's up with "model face" around here? You know what I mean. Pursed lips. Uber serious expression. Giant stick up the ass.


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