Weight training: 2 times per week 30 minutes per session
Cardio training: 3 times per week 90 minutes per session
Sports I like: Gymnastics, Martial arts, Surfing
Other sports I like: 2nd degree black: Isshinryu Karate-do Kenpo Japanese Jujitsu Wing Chun (level 5)
HIV status: HIV -
Safer sex?: Always
I am a smart,sarcastic and successful guy.
I was raised the only Greek male child: guilt, fear and frustration were the first 3 emotions I learned.
I would not say I am a bear or an otter. I am more of a feral homo trying to see what mammal fits best.
I believe in practicing radical honesty.
I am into brains but not in a zombie eating way.
I have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I occasionally like to hide an uncooked sausage in a random cereal box at the grocery store.
I collect edge weapons the way a 55 year old woman with an unbroken hymen collects cats.
If we have an understanding; Who will be "under" and who will be "standing"?
My throat is strong enough I can gargle peanut butter.
Spitters ARE Quitters.
I have the EKG of the typical Hollywood stand up comic/writer.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.
Bonus points if you can handle my hyperthymesia.
My second favorite hobby is EATING aside from collecting edge weapons (tie for second).
I should have invented the Rosetta stone for fluency in sarcasm.
I do feel every gay man should go a few rounds with a Freudian analyst.
Laughter, Food and Sarcasm
RINSE, LATHER AND REPEAT...
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Guys I'm Looking To Meet
A poly-amorous Amish doomsday prepper would be my ideal match.
Manners are an Intellectual Aphrodisiac. USE THEM
More things I like: Teachers, listeners, nurses, manners, boundaries, respect, Back handsprings and people who do not litter.
I enjoy advance katas of Okinawan Bo Jitsu.
here are some gay motto's:
Use a douche... don't be a douche
for bottoms: RIDE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT
for tops: BONE IT LIKE YOU OWN IT
Bette Davis, on learning that Joan Crawford had died:
"You're only supposed to say good things about the dead. So. Joan is dead? Good."
I should "warn" you ahead of time that everybody who comes into contact with me for anything more substantial than a "hello" and a handshake ends up very different (for the better, albeit weirder) on the other end. Contacting me through Realjock establishes a framework of consent in which you agree that you are entering my reality field and that all those who interact with me within this mandala are able to participate with me in re-working the rules of reality on a 100% consensual basis at any time. Thanks.