Yes my real name is Buddha. It's both a blessing and a curse to be named Buddha; on the one hand, I like the name because it's unusual. On the other hand, no one fucking believes you. Or they just think that I'm a fucking douchebag who thinks so highly of myself that I call myself Buddha.
My idols are the old men from the Muppets show. You know the old men who just sat on a balcony and were sarcastic and complaintive. Yeah that's my goal in life.
"What was that?" "It's called 'the medium sketch'" "Why is that?" "It wasn't rare and certainly wasn't well done!" Both: "DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"
I'm fighting the continous fight of attempting to gain weight. But I've at least gone from 65 kg to 76-78 kg, so that's... at least... something...!
I mostly enjoy drawing, playing games and music. And getting drunk. Most preferably in cominbiation of the previous three mentioned activities. Or the fourth. Getting drunk while getting drunk.