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The voices in my head have taken over......again.
Member since: 11/18/08
Last active: 11/20/09
Profile updated: 11/08/09
Direct link: http://www.realjock.com/GuerrillaSodomite
Age: 38
Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States
Relationship Status: Single
Looking for: Friends
MY STATS AND INFO
Build: Beefy
Height: 5' 7''
Weight: 378 lbs
Waist:
Chest:
Arms:
Hair color: Blond
Eye color: Blue
Ethnicity: Other
My gym:
Weight training:
Cardio training:
Sports I like:
Other sports I like: Does lighting smurfs on fire and stomping them out count as a sport?
HIV status: HIV +
Safer sex?:
ABOUT ME
I was raised by coyotes in the wastelands of the Columbia Basin until I was adopted by a pair of traveling gay Mormon missionaries who taught me how to speak, walk upright, ride a bicycle and use indoor plumbing. All was happy and well until they presented me with a short sleeved white button down shirt and a bicycle helmet for my 15th birthday. They had to die after that. After disposing of the remains at a local hog farm, I ventured across the Cascade Mountain range to the legendary Emerald City of Seattle. Although angered that there were no munchkins to light on fire for my amusement, I soon settled into a life of boredom and comfortable mediocrity punctuated by bouts of severe caffeine addiction and seasonal affective disorder. Just recently, I escaped the eternal gray ennui of the Pacific Northwest for the schizophrenic weather patterns of the Midwest. So far so good. If you want to know anything else, please ask.
Oh, jeez, I think I saw Elvis.
Oh, jeez, I think it was a side effect...
...of my m, medication....
And it wasn't on the back of the bottle of the pills....
So I'm seeing Elvis in my refrigerator.
It's freaking me out so I say , Yo , later.
I don't wanna see dead stars in my jello,
not near my ice cubes,
not near my ice cubes please.
Not near my ice cubes,
not near my ice cubes please.
I put those in my drink.
Not near my ice cubes,
not near my ice cubes please.
I put those in my drink.....
at least I think I do.........
~Pillz-E The Squirrel/Jonathan Ian Mathers
Oh, jeez, I think I saw Elvis.
Oh, jeez, I think it was a side effect...
...of my m, medication....
And it wasn't on the back of the bottle of the pills....
So I'm seeing Elvis in my refrigerator.
It's freaking me out so I say , Yo , later.
I don't wanna see dead stars in my jello,
not near my ice cubes,
not near my ice cubes please.
Not near my ice cubes,
not near my ice cubes please.
I put those in my drink.
Not near my ice cubes,
not near my ice cubes please.
I put those in my drink.....
at least I think I do.........
~Pillz-E The Squirrel/Jonathan Ian Mathers
GUYS I'M LOOKING TO MEET
One day the sun admitted,
I am just a shadow,
I wish I could show you
The Infinite Incandescence
That has cast my brilliant image.
I wish I could show you.
When you are lonely or in darkness,
The Astonishing Light
Of your own Being.
~Hafiz
When the Day came-
The Day I had lived and died for-
The Day that is not in any calendar-
Clouds heavy with love
Showered me with wild abundance.
Inside me, my soul was drenched.
Around me, even the desert grew green.
~Kabir
Everyone sees the unseen in proportion to the clarity of his heart, and that depends upon how much he has polished it. Whoever has polished it more sees more - more unseen forms become manifest to him.
~Rumi
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Fred Fredburger Fred Fredburger Fred Fredburger Fred Fredburger http://www.swagbucks.com/refer/BROCKOLEE26
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH one of the greatest parodys of our age
Strangers With Candy - Pinky All Stinky The story behind the memorable line from the show.
Dick will make you slap somebody - short version Alexyss Tylor's great in this short version of a longer interview. Dick will make you slap somebody!
Lego Silence of the Lambs: Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket See Silence! The Musical live in London in January 2010: http://www.abovethestag.com/Coming_soon.ht...
MADtv - Dot and ADD Dot's dad tries to get a psychiatrist to prescribe ADD drugs to Dot.
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TESTIMONIALS
Testimonial left on 9/26/2009
I like Robby more than eNVy. Almost.
Testimonial left on 9/26/2009
I almost like Robby more than a bag of Sour Skittles. Almost.
Testimonial left on 8/18/2009
I'm sending you [IMG]http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w346/fitguymike/congarats.gif[/IMG] for being voted Man of the Day. YAY!!!!!
Testimonial left on 7/18/2009
I was going to say something nice just like all the other people on this site. But instead, I decided to be honest. This man is a fucktard. He's not like most of the dipshits you meet online. As a matter of fact, he's worse. GuerrillaSodomite is rude and ignunt. When he's at a party, people run and hide-- not from his terrible conversation, but rather from his smell. Zebras strive to smell as awful as this man. He leaves a skid mark everywhere he sits. I once tried to communicate with this guy on a semi-human level, but he just jacked off and flung poo at me. And then he rode away on his bicycle, screeching wildly as he fastened the top button on his white short-sleeved shirt on the way to the tabernacle.
Testimonial left on 6/13/2009
This guy is made of sugar and spice and all that's nice. Although I wouldn't put it past him to find a use for snakes and snails and puppy dog tails.
Testimonial left on 6/7/2009
*applauding*
'Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.'
Testimonial left on 5/30/2009
I've corresponded with Robby a few times and read all of his posts. I, in my humble opinion, is that he is the real deal and an UBER catch for the right guy and a must have in any circle of friends.
Testimonial left on 5/18/2009
I love your playlist(invoked soo many memories, thoughts, emotions), your sense of humor, your wit, your taste in poetry......you are something special...beyond words:-)
Testimonial left on 2/12/2009
yer jest a hot piece o' ass, aren't ya? dayum!
sod is one of my most favoritest people on erf.
he's funny, sexy, dark, sexy, hot, sexy, dirty, sexy...
oh - did i mention, sexy?
Testimonial left on 1/12/2009
I'm so glad you're back. To all those who have not had the pleasure, this man is one of the funniest, sweetest, nicest, hottest, wittiest, um tastiest ;p guys you'll ever meet. He can also talk geek which is a big plus. And oh those eyes....
Simply beautiful.
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