Well for starters I'm Asexual. Yup, it sucks. It's pretty hard finding people who are willing to date someone who's asexual. I mean let's face it. People love sex, and gay dudes really love sex. So when people hear you don't care for sex, and "normal" sexual practices tend to turn you off. You tend to have limited options. I can go through the motions. It just literally does nothing for me. Now with that $#!t out of the way, with what limited audience I have left, let's begin.
My life began as a young orphan boy in the land of Ooo. With my dog Jake by my side, we had many adventures battling the likes of the Ice King,and the Lich... okay fine... my life is actually pretty mediocre. Full time dreamer, obsessive videogamer, and uh, a painting foreman during the day. Currently stuck here on a rock in the middle of the Pacific. I mean I'm not literally stuck here. But sometimes it feels like it. Well it could be worse right?
So with that stuff aside I guess the best way to describe myself would be if Peter Pan, the Ninja Turtle Raphael, and Eric Cartman from South Park merged into one person, you'd get me. Sounds like a pretty $^&@ed up mix right? At times it is. I don't even know why my friends stick around sometimes. But they're all still there. Even when I told them I wasn't exactly straight. Holy %$&@ has that been a little adventure. And I have a lot of dudes on RJ to thank for that. Well a lot of ex members. They pretty much helped me to where I am now with my sexuality. Cool thing is, I still talk and vacation with most of them.
Are we supposed to be selling ourselves in these boxes? Because I don't think I'm doing a good job. It's not like everyone reads these anyway. Like all the Grindr, Scruff zombies who be like, "Words... ARGHH!!!! Nudes!! Gimme!!!" I ain't got any of those so you can look elsewhere. I'm such a prude I wouldn't even send underwear shots to dudes I dated. Sorry, I'm Asexual, I don't get it I guess.
Besides all that I ^%*&ing love my Xbox, sometimes I'll take it over hanging out with my buddies. Because at least with that, I know I'll enjoy myself and I won't end up in a boring club, with people who don't know how to dance, listening to Beyonce, or another damn Britney song. Love my young adult novels, if it's about an outcast kid who finds out he's destined for greatness. I'm there! Musically I enjoy most genres. But I'm not a fan of "local" music in Hawaii, Jazz, and Blues. You'll mostly catch me listening to Reggaeton, Country, EDM (mainly Trap), Indie, some Rock and Hip hop. Movies, movies, movies... always in my fantasy world so you'll always catch me checking out a film on weekends when I spend my Saturdays with me Mum. Yeah I'm a mamas boy, problem with it? Oh well.
I'll just list off a bunch of things that I like.
All Time Favorite Movies: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, The Brakfast Club, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Warrior, Power Rangers(2017), Aliens, AvP, Terminator 2, Hackers, Fast and Furious Franchise, Mortal Kombat, White Chicks.
Videogames Being Played: Xbox One - Star Wars: Battlefront 2, South Park: The Fractured But Whole, Middle-earth: Shadow of War, Destiny 2, Overwatch, Skylanders, Battlefield 1, Fortnite, Injustice 2.
Switch - Mario Odyssey
Last Movie Seen: Coco
Current Read: Ready Player One
Current Favorite Song: You & Me - Marshmello
Favorite Shows: Teen Wolf, Kingdom, Blue Mountain State, Friday Night Lights, Midnight Texas, Adventure Time, Stranger Things. Instagram Link J_Meezy9370