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  • May 21, 2018 - 7:29 AM


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    About Me

    • Member since: 10/06/17
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 35
    • First location: Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
    • Second location: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
    • Travel location: Bangkok, Krung Thep, Thailand
    • Relationship Status: Single
    • Looking for: Friends, Dating or Relationship, Hookup, Training Buddies, Online Chat, Web Cam
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Athletic
    • Height: 5' 8''
    • Weight: 143 lbs
    • Waist: 28 inches
    • Chest:
    • Arms:
    • Hair color: Shaved
    • Eye color: Brown
    • Ethnicity: Mixed Race
    • My gym:
    • Weight training: 3 times per week
      60 minutes per session
    • Cardio training: 6 times per week
      45 minutes per session
    • Sports I like: Boxing, Cycling, Gymnastics, Hiking, Martial arts, Rock Climbing, Running, Soccer, Surfing, Swimming, Trail Running, Triathlon, Water polo, Weight training
    • Other sports I like:
    • HIV status: HIV -
    • Safer sex?: Sometimes


    I'm a smart ass who's been around the zoo. Yes, I still serve. Built like a whippet. Cunning as a rat. Takes to cold water like a polar bear. Loyal and determined like a Capricorn.

    Recently single after a long relationship. Comfortable in my own skin. Tend to go for older men who are thoughtful, in shape, can laugh at themselves and are dirty-minded in bed. Salt and pepper does my head in. Also crazy for tall, lean rugby bods.

    Love to talk openly, laugh about sheeple, touch, kiss and play. Sharing thoughts and talking it out beats sex. But love sex! Slow and exploring, over rabbit sex.

    Open to dating and friendships but playing the long game. Will eventually settle down with my man and make him happy everyday.

    I like: honesty, authenticity, self-awareness, openness, warmth, depth of character, expressiveness, cheekiness, humour, optimism, bias towards action.

    I do: combat training, enforce discipline, plan events, instruct soldiers, talk fast with perfect diction, radio voice-over, correct your grammar, run, swim, cycle, flex like a yoga teacher, fail at middle-age spread, look young, think young, make you laugh, cattle station fencing and mustering, learn everyday, overcome fear, try to be wiser, waste ungodly amounts of time on hook-up apps, make hasty decisions about sex, fall for men in 'open relationships'.


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