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  • LostBoyKing
  • Sep 20, 2017 - 2:15 AM


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    About Me

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    • Member since: 02/14/09
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 41
    • First location: Portland, Oregon, United States
    • Relationship Status: Single
    • Looking for: Friends, Dating or Relationship, Hookup, Training Buddies, Online Chat, Web Cam
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Defined
    • Height: 5' 10''
    • Weight: 155 lbs
    • Waist: 30 inches
    • Chest:
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    • Hair color: Brown
    • Eye color: Brown
    • Ethnicity: White
    • My gym: Ashtanga Yoga, wherever I want
    • Weight training: 4 times per week
      60 minutes per session
    • Cardio training: 4 times per week
      60 minutes per session
    • Sports I like: Basketball, Cycling, Football (American), Gymnastics, Kayaking, Kickboxing, Martial arts, Rugby, Skydiving, Soccer, Surfing, Swimming, Water polo, Wrestling
    • Other sports I like: Dance Team or Cheerleading? lol... Just kidding guys...
    • HIV status: HIV -
    • Safer sex?: Sometimes


    I never know what to put here without sounding like a dork... I'm honest, talkative, funny (and I know this for a fact cause I'm always making people laugh), and I think I at least qualify as cute... but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I guess that's more up to whoevers reading this.

    Live with my best friend and 2 great Danes. Getting back into the social mode finally, it's time to make some new friends, with or without benefits...and if something ends up going further from there... well we'll just jump off that bridge when we get to it. More importantly, forging friendships with guys who are loyal, honest, and trustworthy. We should expect no less from our peers, or our boyfriends. Doing otherwise is simply self destructive.

    I'm laid back and easy going. A part time nanny, part time massage therapist, and taking a sabitacal from being a club DJ. And since I'm always giving massages, it would be nice if someone might wanna give me one sometime.

    Guys I'm Looking To Meet

    I'm looking for people who're honest, and not shady. Someone who's actually attracted to me... and doesn't mind just being themselves. When we're by ourselves and on our own we are all idiots to some degree in our own way... I just think that at some point if we're to become close enough friends, or more, we're gonna see that side anyways so why hide it? Right? I don't know.. just a thought...

    As for the physical turn on's: If your smile makes me grin, you win! Yes I'm that simple... also someone close to my age or younger (if you want to know why, then ask. I have my reasons). Clean, well groomed (something about smooth body's that just turns me on) trimmed or natural, and above all, in shape. People need to keep in mind that if they like what their lookin at, it's only logical that who their lookin at wants to be able to say the same thing. That being said, the smile is a big thing for me...the face in general... To be honest it breaks down like this - half of what attracts me to someone is what they look like, but to turn me on and get me going, i gotta like who you are as well... I don't know, it's kinda like my brain, heart, and my "head' are all running on the same interconnected lines of service... makes random hookups with strangers virtually unsuccessful... but not impossible... but with someone I have gotten to know, even if briefly... things are much more successfull then...

    Hopefully, if you read that far, you Understood what I meant. I'm not quite sure I didn't just 'dork out' right there.. everybody's got to be good at something... right? Mine would be a tie between openly being flirtationally retarded, and being able to give myself head since the age of 13.


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