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  • Melos
  • Mar 17, 2018 - 12:29 PM


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    About Me

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    • Member since: 09/03/09
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 32
    • First location: Los Angeles, California, United States
    • Second location: Chicago, Illinois, United States
    • Relationship Status: Married
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Athletic
    • Height: 5' 11''
    • Weight: 160 lbs
    • Waist: 30 inches
    • Chest: 40 inches
    • Arms: 15 inches
    • Hair color: Blond
    • Eye color: Blue
    • Ethnicity: White
    • My gym: LA Fitness
    • Weight training: 4 times per week
      60 minutes per session
    • Cardio training: 3 times per week
      30 minutes per session
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    Robert and I met through RealJock over five years ago and made plans for meeting in person a short time afterwords. We hit it off great and have been together ever since, despite living 2000 miles from one another. After a year and a half of a long distance relationship and extensive travel, we moved in together. Wish us luck!

    We recently started modeling for fun. Might as well get some good pictures before Father Time kicks our asses, eh? If you live in LA and are interested in setting something up, contact us here .

     < --- Mark --- >
    I've finished my Master's degree in Mechanical Engineering. After 6 years, I'm done with college!! My thesis was related to fracture mechanics in light weight aluminum-lithium alloys used in space applications. I have now been working in the aerospace industry for over six years.

    Music is a really big part of my life. I'm a huge metal head but also enjoy a wide variety of other types of music that can get you up and moving including: ska, punk, classic rock, techno, trance, and am sadly starting to go against my roots and enjoy some hip hop ... sigh .. damn clubs... I love to tinker with my hands and have tried my skills in wood working, drawing, painting, and a tiny bit of sculpting.

     < --- Robert--- >
    I've lived in LA for quite some time now and am a vet at the local animal hospital, which is conveniently located 5 blocks from my house. With my gym being only a few more blocks from that, I live a happy life =) Love comic books and all kinds of actiony movies. My superhero statue collection has surpassed 300 a bit ago. I've recently been indulging on the AvX storyline, but a bit pissed how they handled Cyclop's possession by Phoenix. Not such a big fan of the New 52.

    Current video game addiction: Clash Royale
    Clan: Gay and Gayer

     < --- Current Project--- >
    For two years, we had been working long hours while our dearest fathead stayed home alone tending to his dog run. We finally decided it was time to find him a roommate. Due to his lack of thumbs and simple understanding of things such as Craig's List or Manhunt, we were left to do the dirty deed ourselves.

    *Enter tragic hero, stage left*

    First Trick
    Known As: Stumpy/Boris
    Breed: Basset Hound/Pit Bull Mix
    Gender: Male
    We had him over for a doggy sleepover and everything went well dog-wise. Bless his heart, but he was a goofy ass looking dog: head and coloring of a Pit Bull, body and front legs of a Basset Hound. The picture below don't truly show the uniqueness of his front paws. I won't name names, but someone other than me that lives in our house was not too keen, so after the extended sleepover, back he went. Boris has since been happily adopted by another family.

    Stumpy Pic 1

    Stumpy Pic 2

    Second Trick
    Known As: Khlowie (pronounced Chloe, and no, we did not give her this horrible backwaters spelling of a simple name)
    Breed: ??
    Gender: Bitch
    Robert's brother's wife's sister (follow that?) was not able to keep this little ball of energy, so Robert decided to help out and bring the lil' one up to LA for a spay and adoption hunt. Along the way, we decided to try her out with Mr. Farkis. No go, Khlowie does not play well with fatheads. Khlowie has since been happily adopted and gets long morning runs. We have been told she plays well with other dogs now, just not a fan of Scut. We are also happy to say that her name has been fixed and the puppy formally known as Khlowie now goes by Chloe.


    Third Trick
    Known As: Batman (pronounced na na na na na na na na nah nah!! BATMAN!!)
    Breed: American Staffordshire Terrier
    Gender: Male
    After two flops with trying out the random dog method, we decided to work with a rescue agency. Robert warned me, rescue people are a different kind. Skipping the rant on the adoption process and interaction with the agency, enter stage left: Batman. This guy was awesome. Loves people, great in the car, crate trained, potty trained, no food aggression issues, no dominance issues, no toy issues,etc. His only flaw is he failed in his one job: love Scut. After our 2 week trial and puncture wounds in Scut's ear, exit stage right: Batman.

    Batman Pic 2 See Ya!

    Fourth Trick
    Known As: Mouse/Grover
    Breed: German Short-haired Pointer mix
    Gender: Male
    After the rescue debacle, we went back to the random dog route. This little guy was found wandering the streets of Studio City. Through friends, we made an arrangement to pick him up and try him out with the zoo. Success!! The two have been inseparable ever since.

    Da Mighy Butt of Grover

    Grover Pic 2


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