SeventhSeal | A little bit cunt-tree, a little punk rock n roll

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  • SeventhSeal
  • Apr 21, 2018 - 10:01 AM


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    About Me

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    • Member since: 11/17/10
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 38
    • First location: Santa Rosa, California, United States
    • Second location: San Francisco, California, United States
    • Travel location: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
    • Relationship Status: Dating
    • Looking for: Friends, Training Buddies, Online Chat
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Beefy
    • Height: 5' 7''
    • Weight: 195 lbs
    • Waist: 32 inches
    • Chest: 46 inches
    • Arms: 17 inches
    • Hair color: Shaved
    • Eye color: Green
    • Ethnicity: White
    • My gym: Powerhouse Santa Rosa
    • Weight training: 5 times per week
      90 minutes per session
    • Cardio training: 7 times per week
      20 minutes per session
    • Sports I like: Bodybuilding, Hiking, Kayaking, Swimming, Weight training
    • Other sports I like: High-Impact Pooping. Anyone that takes in enough protein powder to grow knows that's totally a sport!
    • HIV status: HIV +
    • Safer sex?: Sometimes


    Meaty, easy going guy enjoying life in beautiful Sonoma County. I got a rad huspup so we are just looking to meet new friends for some super exciting adventures in the awesome California landscapes.

    I love love LOVE working out, hit the gym 5+ times a week whenever I can. Love to cook (and of course, eat), stay at home and watch movies or play video games or head out into this amazing landscape for a hike or camping trip. Not into scenes, gossip or big crowds, more of a mellow kinda person. I can be shy but genuinely nice, and I appreciate a dude with a good head on his hot meaty shoulders. And I have kind of a thing for big beards...

    I'm a little bit of a science geek, and I take that to the gym with me, lol. I'm a little OCD about my supplements- my body is not a temple it's a laboratory MWA HAHAHA! I majored in biochemistry, so call it a hobby.

    Guys I'm Looking To Meet

    I'd be down to meet friends, neighbors, activity partners, furry cuddle buddies, puff pals, philosophy geeks, comic nerds, gaming opponents (or co-op allies), unapologetic foodies, people who laugh at farts (not just tv ones), fitness nerds that don't take themselves too seriously.


    What the what, creatures of meat and bone? It's time to suit up for the Apocalypse Love Derby: the Army of the Seventh Seal assembles! Prepare yourselves for the awesomest stuff Space-Time has ever seen!

    The cosmic whales that once impregnated the Earth experiment with our ridiculous magnificence have returned. The song of the cosmos relapses upon itself like the waves of our great Oceana upon the naked shores of Mother Gaia. Archangels, Demons, Extraterrestrials and Cthulti will rise against them but the Human Aether will manifest in full when called into action. Why else would all these aggressors have kept their distance were it not for fear or envy? Mankind holds the key to all species' survival, for we are the End Result. We are the ultimate harmony of galactic convergence, all technology culminating in perfect chaos. As it was fortold by our Atlantean, Lemurian and Pleadeian ancestors, so it has come to be.

    I am awestruck and blessed to see my comrades awakening and seeking one another's companionship on this Earth plane. Now grip your might, for in our moment of greatest vulnerability we will rise to the occasion with all the vim and vigor of our perfected genomes. Allow this Love-Chaos to deliver you from the Sin of Fear and join in union with the United Cosmic Preservation Force. I am your Commander, your Husband, your Enlightenment and your Destroyer. All things will be made ours and through ecstatic inclusion we will be made all things.

    To all my brothers who speak fluent in Soul Thought, contact me now. The universe is ripe and I long for the taste of your dense and salty affections.

    The beginning is nigh!


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