TheSpartanOfAuburn | I am not Dane Cook


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  • TheSpartanOfAuburn
  • Apr 23, 2018 - 5:51 PM


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    About Me

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    • Member since: 09/09/11
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 37
    • First location: North Hollywood, California, United States
    • Relationship Status: Single
    • Looking for: Friends, Dating or Relationship, Training Buddies, Online Chat
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Athletic
    • Height: 6' 2''
    • Weight: 219 lbs
    • Waist: 34 inches
    • Chest:
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    • Hair color: Brown
    • Eye color: Blue
    • Ethnicity: White
    • My gym: 24 hr fitness, North Hollywood.
    • Weight training: 5 times per week
      45 minutes per session
    • Cardio training: 5 times per week
      20 minutes per session
    • Sports I like: Cycling, Kickboxing, Martial arts, Running, Skating, Weight training, Volleyball, Hiking
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    • HIV status: HIV -
    • Safer sex?: Always


    I am a comedian and an all around smart ass. I don't relate to most gay men and often wonder how often I would associate with them if I were not gay. I have been told that makes me a dick, to which I reply by punching them in the tit. I am sarcastic, but honorable and kind. I never know exactly how to describe yourself in an emotionless box, but I will tell you this. I am recently single, desperately want to get in great shape and start rebuilding my life. I would love to find a work out partner and one day bite the bullet and fall in love again. Of course, the next time, I will be bringing pills. Lots of pills.

    My comedy routines can be found on my website. If you care... you should care. I am the bees knees. (Do people still say that?) This guy does!

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    Smart, intelligent, honorable and unique. Someone who can shoot lasers out of their eyes would be awesome.


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