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  • adventurejock
  • Oct 28, 2016 - 3:54 PM


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    About Me

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    • Member since: 12/27/07
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 46
    • First location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
    • Second location: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
    • Travel location: New York, New York, United States
    • Looking for: Friends, Hookup, Training Buddies
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Athletic
    • Height: 6' 0''
    • Weight: 185 lbs
    • Waist: 33 inches
    • Chest:
    • Arms:
    • Hair color: Salt and Pepper
    • Eye color: Blue
    • Ethnicity: White
    • My gym:
    • Weight training: 3 times per week
      45 minutes per session
    • Cardio training: 4 times per week
      45 minutes per session
    • Sports I like: Boxing, Crossfit, Cycling, Hiking, Kayaking, Kickboxing, Running, Skiing, Snowboarding, Swimming, Trail Running, Volleyball, Weight training
    • Other sports I like: Yoga
    • HIV status: HIV -
    • Safer sex?: Always


    I love being active and am into a wide variety of sports and activities. I play water polo, do bootcamp and yoga and throw some weights in too.

    Heading to New York for Pride. Would be cool to meet some local guys.

    I am also one of the organizers of Team Edmonton, which is the GLBT sports association for our city. It has been an incredible experience to see GLBT sports grow and expand since it was started in 2006. We started with 6 groups and now have over 26 activities on the go.

    Guys I'm Looking To Meet

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    Here is a personal ad translation guide to ponder...Ouch!

    I just joined a gym = I'm still fat

    Very discrete = I'm married with a wife and kids

    I'm 45, but look 35 = Cryptkeeper

    Workout faithfully 6-7 times week = goes to the gym and talks the whole
    time there.

    I don't have an attitude = true, at least to those he deems physically
    appealing, all others can go Dick Cheney themselves.

    40-ish = 52 looking for 25-yr-old

    Educated = Will patronize the shit out of you

    Fun = Good with remote and six-pack

    Honest = Pathological liar

    Mature = Older than your father

    Stable = Arrested for stalking, but not convicted

    Work out 5-6x/week = meth-addled circuit queen

    Most recent HIV test negative = total ass slut with a lengthy history
    of barebacking who has reason to worry about such a thing

    Not into the gay scene = doing tina bumps in the stalls of the
    trashiest local gay bar every Thursday, Friday and Saturday night

    Seeking MASCULINE men only = self-loathing

    Not into fats or fems = feminine bottom who was obese as a child

    35 = 40 and up

    Love football, hockey, soccer = think watching the Super Bowl once a
    year makes him butch

    Former frat boy = either lying or self-loathing

    I'm a home body = I'm a couch potato. Wanna come over and watch Will
    and Grace? We can order a pizza!

    Contagious Smile............ Does a lot of ecstasy

    Emotionally Secure.......... Medicated

    Fun = Annoying

    Gentle = Comatose

    Good Listener = Borderline autistic

    Open-minded = Desperate

    Outgoing = Loud and obnoxious

    Passionate = Sloppy drunk

    Poet = Depressive schizophrenic

    Professional = Certified Asshole

    Redhead = Bad dye-job

    Social = whore

    Weight/height proportional = Hugely fat

    Wants soulmate = Stalker

    football player's build = shaped like a football

    slightly hairy = wax queen

    outgoing = sings kareoke

    likes to read = fat

    social = busybody/gossip

    likes to travel = hotel whore

    A few extra pounds = have my own nine-digit zip code

    Dick size: Prefer not to say = tinymeat

    Anonymous Sex = married

    Versatile top = sucks you for about five seconds while lubing up

    "Not into game playing" = I am the champion game player


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