armpit44 | I'm looking for a new best friend.

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  • armpit44
  • Mar 18, 2018 - 11:58 AM


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    About Me

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    • Member since: 12/02/10
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 58
    • First location: San Francisco, California, United States
    • Second location: Berkeley, California, United States
    • Travel location: Palm Springs, California, United States
    • Relationship Status: Single
    • Looking for: Friends, Dating or Relationship, Hookup, Training Buddies, Online Chat, Web Cam
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Average
    • Height: 6' 0''
    • Weight: 198 lbs
    • Waist: 36 inches
    • Chest:
    • Arms:
    • Hair color: Salt and Pepper
    • Eye color: Blue
    • Ethnicity: White
    • My gym: Embark Y SF
    • Weight training:
    • Cardio training: 6 times per week
      99 minutes per session
    • Sports I like: Archery, Baseball, Bodybuilding, Cycling, Gymnastics, Hiking, Kayaking, Racquetball, Rock Climbing, Rowing, Running, Snowboarding, Soccer, Surfing, Swimming, Volleyball, Weight training, Wrestling
    • Other sports I like: bowling, hiking, dancing, fornicating, masturbating, felating
    • HIV status: HIV +
    • Safer sex?: Sometimes


    Was in a relationship for 21 years with a narcissist, all the while, him telling me he would never abandon me, then he did. That was 4 years ago, and we just sold our East Bay House, and I moved back to San Francisco. Things are good.

    Guys I'm Looking To Meet

    Average to thin guys that give off classic armpit odors, especially if they're short. There isn't anything sexier than a short man with a baby face and big johnson. Guys with dirty minds and great imaginations. Guys with very short fingernails. Guys that swing, in or out of a relationship with me, Masculine guys with good senses of humor, that are from 29 to 58. Friends with or without benefits. Dudes that get it when I get horny in the woods. Guys that are not prudish or condescending. Guys that a kind to people and animals. Straight men that are warm and affectionate (I can't think about anything else for days). Guys that unconsciously thrust their groin out in from like they are fucking something. Guys that take a nap and get a hardon. Guys that go out of their way to include you. Guys that are willing to show you their dick on the first date. Jim did that and never went home for 21 years.