Time for an update. Sorry about having no public photo, but I have a top-secret job. That's not really true, but I do have a good reason for keeping my picture to myself. I'm a Z-list celebrity.

Anyway, I'm in great shape. I've been leading all sorts of fitness classes, etc. for years now. I don't look my age -- really! I'm not one of those creeps who thinks he looks 29 when he looks 49.

I'm smart and I have a terrific sense of humour. I'm not attacted to guys who can't handle my huge endowment, intellectually speaking. What else did you think I was talking about?

Although I supplement my income by doing whatever it takes, I have been able to make a very good living every now and then as a writer. I noticed that there are a few guys on here who are writers, as well. After reading their ads, I believe them, too. Nothing turns me on like a guy who can spell.

I'd like to meet a guy who enjoys the gym, including the social aspects. I'm a gregarious guy, and I spend half my time in the weight room blabbing to other people.

Most of the guys who I make friends with on this site laugh at my jokes. That turns me on. Just don't point and laugh when I'm standing in front of you naked.

I don't like to put a lot of conditions on the description of the type of guy I'm looking for, but I should mention that nothing turns me off more than materialism. I like nice things as much as the next guy, but I also like to spread the wealth. If you're greedy and uptight about money, hit the road, Jack!

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