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  • cleancutguy05
  • Mar 22, 2018 - 6:28 AM


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    About Me

    • Member since: 11/19/10
    • Last active: More than a week ago
    • Age: 30
    • First location: Grand Forks, North Dakota, United States
    • Relationship Status: Single
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    My Stats and Info

    • Build: Muscular
    • Height: 6' 0''
    • Weight: 190 lbs
    • Waist: 32 inches
    • Chest:
    • Arms:
    • Hair color: Brown
    • Eye color: Green
    • Ethnicity: White
    • My gym:
    • Weight training: 5 times per week
      60 minutes per session
    • Cardio training: 3 times per week
      30 minutes per session
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    • HIV status: HIV -
    • Safer sex?: Always


    Sometimes my peers do not understand why I choose to be single. They often look at me like an outsider, much like being the only one in WalMart without a neck tattoo. My point is there is too much emphasis placed on being coupled. It is ok to be choosy.

    Anywho, I work in television and have a degree in broadcast journalism. I bartended through college and was often responsible for witty one-liners like this, "Our well whiskey is Black Velvet...the same stuff on my Uncle Pete's breath when he would crawl into bed with me." I am certain they would frown upon me saying that on TV. On the plus side I do know I have a career to fall back on, as pointed out by a lunch lady during my first day of college. She asked me what my major was. When I replied, "journalism," without missing a beat, she said, "Oh...that was my major too."

    I have a lot of interests including fitness, reading, writing, big cities, photography, live music and would love to learn how to play the banjo. Nothing means more to me than my friends and family, which I am sure will change should I ever get hooked on illicit drugs.

    A few don'ts:

    1.) Yes, I live in North Dakota, and yes, we have paved roads, electricity and running water. Avoid these aforementioned and trite jokes and we will be fine.
    2.) Insanity or intent to do bodily harm to me is frowned upon.
    3.) Bush supporters need not apply.

    If you made it to this part of the description I say, welcome! Feel free to make yourself at home and enjoy yourself! Don't steal anything.

    Guys I'm Looking To Meet

    Be respectful and I will do the same. Also, I have a slight thing for redheads.


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