I'm an undergraduate student studying dance at Sarah Lawrence College and I'm on the crew team. Seriously. I'm stuck in an abusive on again, off again relationship with the stage which can be seen through the plethora of embarrassing stage pictures, splinters, and bruises I've accumulated throughout the years but she's my soul mate so I can't leave her. I've slung paint, ink, and charcoal around in the past but have since lost my Muse which is why I've been singing for the past five years. I've never taken formal dancing classes but have always wanted to pursue dancing outside of musical numbers so I'm really looking forward to getting into it this year at SLC.

I tend to be the most vocal among my circle of accomplices. I'm often seen bursting into song when walking down the street, bringing up random topics of conversation, and cackling manically during the most inappropriate times. My booming laughter is trademark to my personality. I love dick (jokes), Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Cher, rugby, hockey, and video games. I hate boxes and labels but am a neat freak and find cleaning and organizing amazingly therapeutic and amusing. I like trying out new things and traveling outside my comfort zone. I'm currently learning to speak French after taking Spanish throughout grade school and German is next on my list. I like to pretend I know what I'm doing when experimenting with HTML and CSS coding. I find the process of planning and fine-tuning much more rewarding than the result itself.

I'm not human. I actually come from a proud line of reptiles known as Chamaeleo chamaeleon, or more commonly, chameleons. I'm just as comfortable wrapped up in a Snuggie watching Sex and the City reruns while eating a carton of rocky road ice cream as I am camping out in Palomar Mountain, rocking out at a Coldplay concert, fishing in the middle of nowhere, roaring at the scoreboard at a hockey match, sitting in front of my computer screen playing World of Warcraft, or scribbling up the latest design that pops into my head. I'm easy to please, so amuse me.

UPDATE (6th December 2009):
Freshman year and I've surpassed the expected "Freshman Fifteen" by gaining almost thirty pounds! I'm quite impressed but don't see that many changes other than bigger pecs. Dancing, rowing, and working out make my life ridiculous but it's paying off. I just wish I knew how to sculpt my abs so it would be more flat and less, dare I say it, flab. The last time I checked today I was at 147.5 lbs after not being able to break the 120 lbs mark previously. My chest and arm measurements are outdated on here, though - I've yet to remeasure myself completely.

UPDATE (21st January 2010):
I'm FINALLY eighteen! Dear gosh it's been two years since I joined this site as a slightly more scrawny sixteen year old trying to bulk up! I've been celebrating since I got back on campus and not only has it been one hell of a week but the festivities roll on until Sunday! In honor of my eighteenth birthday I decided to hit up the bucket list and check off my first item: get a piercing. My mantra for most things in life is go big or go home. I got four piercings in one night, two of which were my size 10 gauges. Life is good.

Ask me ANYTHING!

I'm not here looking to hook up, that's what college parties are for. (Kidding, kind of)-_-'
I'm built fairly tiny and have been for as long as I can remember but now that I have more control over my time and resources, not to mention my escape from mother's delicious but fatty cooking, I'm definitely going to be eating a lot healthier and working out a lot more. What's my motivation behind this decision? Well, not only do I want Brad Pitt's abs circa Fight Club but I also want to improve my physical and mental health and well-being. Besides, sports and working out are my natural stress relievers and God knows I need to relax more.

Gym and running buds are always welcome, as are people who can speak more than one language. Si tu parles francais, envoyez-moi un message et nous pouvons irriter l'autre... ou je peux vous irriter avec ma grammaire. :D

Romantically, I'm gay with bisexual tendencies. I'm attracted to guys but the occasional female catches my eye - and not to steal another peek at her shoes.

My guy is intelligent, adventurous, confident - hold the attitude and cockiness, takes care of himself, loves to laugh, and can keep up with my antics. I like a guy who can toss around witty banter and crude jokes with me.

It's true: I have a thing for redheads - but don't count out my hard spot for Germans, Italians, guys with darker features, athletes, musicians, talent, creativity, and goofs. I love meeting new people so sing a duet with me, be memorable, and just be yourself.

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