North Korea Develops Anti-Aging 'Super Drink'

  • metta

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    Jun 28, 2010 12:16 AM GMT
    North Korea Develops Anti-Aging 'Super Drink'


    [url]http://gawker.com/5555461/north-korea-develops-anti%20aging-super-drink[/url]


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    Jun 28, 2010 2:07 AM GMT
    hahhaa
    hahaha
    Ah....
    Yeah, North Korea somehow outdoes the strength of hundreds of billions dollars that represent modern day companies that would love to own this product..
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    Jun 28, 2010 2:18 AM GMT
    The US had this nearly 6 decades ago:

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    Jun 28, 2010 3:31 AM GMT
    Wilton - a true US classic (and gay classic, too!)
  • calibro

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    Jun 28, 2010 3:53 AM GMT
    so they invented red bull?

    everyone knows there is only one drink out there that keeps you alive forever and it's made from baby seals' blood and brewed by dick cheney.
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    Jun 28, 2010 5:04 AM GMT
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    dear leader says it could use a little more sweetener icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 28, 2010 5:27 AM GMT
    Now if only they would develop food.
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    Jun 28, 2010 5:55 AM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidNow if only they would develop food.


    Dear Leader says food is bourgeois and an enemy of the people. That's what the super-drink is for.
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    Jun 28, 2010 8:03 AM GMT
    Nice drink. So anyway, how does a drink replicate cells in the brain? Does it escape your digestive system and move it's way through the blood-brain barrier, plant itself in your cerebral cortex, and then magically spawn your DNA into itself and finally differentiate itself? What if it grows into a brain cell before it enters your system? What if all goes arwy and these magic brain cells all coalesce in the drink and the drink forms a brain and then consciousness? Is it then MURDER if you drink this brain drink?!? Oh this isn't a drink at all. This is liquid baby fetuses guys.