Drunken Mistakes

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    Feb 06, 2008 8:53 PM GMT
    So yesterday was the last day of Carnival here in Panama. I don't know how it happened, but I drank alcohol for the first time in my life (besides a glass of wine). It also happened to be the first time I was drunk. My only mistake was getting drunk. I don't think I will do it again...at least not for a wile.

    I hit the bed around 5 in the morning. I woke up with a headache and it has not left me yet. I was a little dizzy for a couple hours after I woke up. It took me forever to type a short email.

    So do you have any stories you would like to share with everyoneicon_question.gif
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    Feb 06, 2008 10:00 PM GMT
    i'm not a violent guy. never been in a fight. but last summer on my birthday, we were over at the local frat house. and i was really peeved at something, and i ended up gettin in a fight with the house. that's right. the physical house. i punched it a couple times. but little did i know, mr. Vinyl Siding had brought its friend Cement Foundation along for the ride. nothing broken. but i have a couple scars on my hand. sometimes i tell people it's cuz i got into a fight in prison and dip my hand in glass before taking on some guy from the skin head clan. ya, i'm a badass

    another time, when i was 16, first time gettin really really drunk. after puking in a pitcher, and gettin thrown in a cab. i woke up on the front steps, and luckily had my oms cell phone, and called her from the driveway. she was nice and came and brought me inside, laughed at me with my head in the sink, and called my sister to tell her. the next day my sisters friends (who are all 3-4 years older) were calling me to make fun/see how i was.

    the waitress from that night recognized me 2 years ago (5 years later) at a different bar she now works at and still cracks jokes about it.
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    Feb 06, 2008 10:49 PM GMT
    Last night my friends said I was a good drunk. Apparently there are good ones and bad ones. I was good because I didn't puke and I was not mean. My friends had a good time laughing AT me. We walked around, dance, watched a cock fight, and just had a blast. Here are some pictures of my night adventure (captions under each pic)

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    Light weight

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    I made a friend

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    My Amigos

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    More friends

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    And even more friends

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    Not friends

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    They are not hookers, but they definitely not good looking. Yes look at my hand. Two in the pink one in the stink.

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    Sword fight, I mean cock fight...sorry boys

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    My cock won

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    That’s right, spread eagle for the Cougars
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    Feb 06, 2008 10:54 PM GMT
    Well, it looks like you had a great time so no worries.

    You look fun when you're drunk.


  • dhinkansas

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    Feb 06, 2008 10:55 PM GMT
    Barfed in a Cadillac on the way home after a night of too much drinking. Not proud, but it happens.
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    Feb 06, 2008 10:56 PM GMT
    This is me drunk at a Christmas party last year.

    http://www.realjock.com/fullphoto/?id=68718_201948&height=258&adult=0
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    Feb 06, 2008 10:58 PM GMT
    I actually had to stop drinking because when I got drunk, I was infamous for the 2am phone calls. Calling people up to tell them how much I love them, etc, etc. The final straw was last year when I got really drunk at a birthday party and made a 2am phone call to a guy that I was majorally obsessing over. He had made it perfectly clear that he wanted nothing to do with me, period. So what's the best way to win him over? Yep. a 2am drunken phone call pouring out your heart to him. Atleast I think that's what I did. To this day the only thing I remember is getting his voice mail and leaving a message. I have no clue what I said....I haven't heard from him since. :-(

    -SoberDen
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    Feb 06, 2008 11:44 PM GMT
    gigman17b saidLast night my friends said I was a good drunk. Apparently there are good ones and bad ones. I was good because I didn't puke and I was not mean. My friends had a good time laughing AT me. We walked around, dance, watched a cock fight, and just had a blast. Here are some pictures of my night adventure (captions under each pic)

    <a href=/s192.photobucket.com/albums/z239/gigman17/?action=view&current=WaHo.jpg" target="_blank">Photobucket">

    Light weight

    <a href=/s192.photobucket.com/albums/z239/gigman17/?action=view&current=guy.jpg" target="_blank">Photobucket">

    I made a friend

    <a href=/s192.photobucket.com/albums/z239/gigman17/?action=view&current=Gandguy.jpg" target="_blank">Photobucket">

    My Amigos

    <a href=/s192.photobucket.com/albums/z239/gigman17/?action=view&current=Guys.jpg" target="_blank">Photobucket">

    More friends

    <a href=/s192.photobucket.com/albums/z239/gigman17/?action=view&current=Erasmo.jpg" target="_blank">Photobucket">

    And even more friends

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    Not friends

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    They are not hookers, but they definitely not good looking. Yes look at my hand. Two in the pink one in the stink.

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    Sword fight, I mean cock fight...sorry boys

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    My cock won

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    That’s right, spread eagle for the Cougars


    This is the best post to a forum EVER!!
  • DrStorm

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    Feb 06, 2008 11:48 PM GMT
    Maybe this will make you think twice about being drunk in public:

    ALL I CAN SAY IS:

    1 - cost of 20 drinks: $100
    2 - cost of buying new clothes: $100
    3- seeing yourself all over YOUTUBE:

    PRICELESS!icon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gif

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    I was going to post some of drunk guys, but hell, guys are boring when they're drunk...girls are just way too much fun when drunk in public!

    Drink on, girls! We need a good laugh!

    PEACE

    daWeatherMan

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    Feb 06, 2008 11:51 PM GMT
    Dude, you are so my kind of drunk. My friends and I were once stopped by police by walking through town dressed as Santas. Craziness and hilarious drunken adventures are a good plan. Hangovers and people who are assholes when drunk are not.

    Glad you're enjoying Panama icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 07, 2008 12:00 AM GMT
    gigman17b, Lets party you look like a cool guy to hang and drink.

    I do not have a drinking problem although My first drunken time was When I was living in Mexico, I was 11 y/o and all my neighborhood friends were supposed to drink too but, of course, I was the only one. Woke up banged up, Major headache and my Mom screaming "you want another drink pendejo!!!" Trust me I learned my lesson and I was grounded for a long time. Didnt touch a drink until I was 18 legal age at that time.

    Fortunately, I am able to have a drink and stop without a problem. Actually its been a long long time I've gotten sick from drinking.
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    Feb 07, 2008 12:02 AM GMT
    Alcoholism was a grave mistake.
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    Feb 07, 2008 12:07 AM GMT
    LOL! At least you can look back and laugh (as long as your head doesn't hurt too much).
    My worst moment was at the wedding of some good friends of mine - it was years ago and I still get razzed about it. It was after the reception and I was trying to help get everything cleaned-up - not sure what happened, but I ended-up sitting on what was left of the wedding cake! My nickname after that was "Sweet Cheeks" icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 07, 2008 12:32 AM GMT
    Den - I am sorry you called your Ex. That must have been embarrassing. You should be able to look back and laugh at it now.

    WeatherMan - You photos almost made me piss my pants I was laughing so hard. Thanks. Luckily I didn't do that.

    Swpdxguy - Sweet cheeks is my favorite name to call my friends. I love the story. LMAO
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    Feb 07, 2008 12:44 AM GMT
    That was your first time getting drunk?

    Sir, you did it like a pro! Those pictures are great.
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    Feb 07, 2008 12:53 AM GMT
    I turn 21 this friday and before reading this thread I was planning to have my first drink(s) of my life. Now though.. I'm not so sure about that. I've always been fascinated as to why so many people would be so eager to consume alcohol when they know (and probably choose to ingore) all the downsides of it. I have friends who are underage and they tell me it tastes horrible -- beer especially -- yet they drink it because everyone else drinks it.
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    Feb 07, 2008 12:59 AM GMT
    gig...you just made my hotlist...

    oh wait...I think you were already on it...whatever.
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    Feb 07, 2008 1:13 AM GMT
    Relokou - Have fun on your 21. I don't think I will ever drink again. It was fun at the time, and it is fun to look back on it all, but I don't feel like I need to do it again. I don't think alcohol taste good and I hate how unhealthy it is. Panama is suppose to have some of the best rum and I could not stand it. I had to mix it with some kind of soda or juice, and I don't drink soda or juice but I wanted to know what being drunk was like so I needed a way to get it down the hatch. I just wanted to do it for the experience. I had some friends who looked out for me and I felt safe exploring my drunken side. I do think it is a experience that everyone should try, but I hate how people make it a habit. I think you should try it. It made me realize how uptight I am when I am sober.
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    Feb 07, 2008 1:21 AM GMT
    Damn, at first I laughed a bit and said to myself 'It's a good thing I never got that drunk in public!'.....then a tiny voice wayyyyyyyyy back in my head yelled 'Wait a minute!!!' and explained itself. 25 years ago I got drunk on Bud Light BUT after we ran out of it, I started drinking Peach Schnaaps, at which point I projectile vomited all over the place. I was ill with a headache for the next three days. Ugh. THEN a few years later, like 22 years ago, I got drunk at the park with a bunch of old buds of mine. Someone drove me home in the middle of the night and I got sick all over the outside of his moving car. After that I can then say without fear of contradiction I never got drunk and ill again.
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    Feb 07, 2008 1:34 AM GMT
    Might as well post a profile pic now, gig. Cat's out of the bagicon_wink.gif
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    Feb 07, 2008 1:54 AM GMT
    I don't like drinking so much, but I do like good wine and good beer once in while. I don't get drunk though, don't like it.

    High school and college were another matter. I got drunk to much now that I think about it. Didn't do too many stupid things though.

    However one time in high school I was walking around drunk in my neighborhood with friends crossing yards between houses and had to climb over a fence from which I fell head first to the ground. I remember the ground coming up to my face. I hit the front part of my face and my tooth has never been the same. I had to come up with some lame excuse to my parents, like someone had punched me. Not a good excuse either. Sheesh!

    Oh, I am glad those days are over and I got through them without major injury.
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    Feb 07, 2008 3:10 AM GMT
    Luckydog - I just did
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    Feb 07, 2008 3:42 AM GMT
    The last time I got drunk was in the beggining of January. My buddy and I went into Boston on a Monday night and checked out the Machine Crowd. A week prior to this night we had heard that Absynth was recently leagalized in the US, so we are already drunk to begin with and my buddy gets it in his head that we should take a shot of that evil black licorice tasting liquor. I was able to hold it down (which wasn't a good thing) my friend ended up running to the bathroom to puke it up. I didn't remember a lot after that except something about a domino's and some gross pizza, swaying toward my car convinced that I could drive, getting in my car and changing my mind and wanting to sleep in the fenway parking lot, someone picked us up and then I woke up with the worst head and body ache I've ever had. I don't recommend it.
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    Feb 07, 2008 4:13 AM GMT
    Picture It ... Indianapolis, 2000, Office Christmas Party.

    I recently turned 21 and decided to bring "Long Island mix" to the XMas party. Apparently, I didn't get the memo that Long Island mix is a mixture of alcohol ... it doesn't include a mixer.

    After chugging 2 large cups of Long Island mix in 20 minutes, I started to feel REALLY awkward. Then, my boss told me ... Nick, that is straight liquor, you were supposed to add something to the mix.

    From what I've heard from my co-workers, I started to become absolutely fascinated with moving my hands (and eventually my body) around in a sperm swimming motion. Apparently, this continued for at least an hour or so.

    Then, I decided to show my co-workers that I was a former gymnast and I SWORE that I could still do *insert random gymnastics skill here*. I remember waking up the next morning, laying face down and spread eagle on the front porch, without my shirt, shoes, and I was missing 1 sock.

    I never found the sock. icon_redface.gif
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    Feb 07, 2008 4:21 AM GMT
    Chemguy - LMAO!!! Love it. Getting Drunk at an office party. That was brilliant. Do you mind me laughing at you? You most likely laughed at me.

    WTF happened to the sock? Did your boss steal it for his own pleasure? LOL