Pimples on ma Butt....Damn!!

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    Jun 30, 2010 1:44 AM GMT
    peeps

    so ive been trying to keep my butt smooth to look sexy lol and noticed that when i shave i used to get butt pimples and bumps...so i figured thia aint right yo.

    then switched to hair removal called NAIR and my butt is hairless but i yet get pimples.

    i want to look smooth like a twinky porn stars butt.

    anyone have advice? the more i scrub with soap, the worse it gets. the more conditioner i put, the worse it gets.

    i hate it. its a bottoms curse lol.

    should i swithc from sexy tighties to boxers? should i put clearsil?

    peace.
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    Jun 30, 2010 2:16 AM GMT
    Eat a quarter of a cantaloupe each day. And wipe your butt with rubbing alcohol after Nair or a shave.
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    Jun 30, 2010 2:19 AM GMT
    awww im sorry do u have a pic haha jk

    drink alot of water its good for pimples so u wont breakout...

    my friend uses proactive body wash and its the best out their..also for your face..=)
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    Jun 30, 2010 3:12 AM GMT
    thanks guys.

    why canteloupe? and i dont shave or nair often--so can i use alchol on myself now?
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    Jun 30, 2010 3:14 AM GMT
    This thread is useless without shaved butt-pimple pics.
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    Jun 30, 2010 3:17 AM GMT
    Try the Sally Hansen hair removal cream, I love it, it leaves you really smooth and it's better than shaving, but wash ur hands immediately after applying the cream cuz it also leaves ur hands very smooth, and it's a weird sensation LOL

    I would give anything to be naturally hairless icon_evil.gif
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    Jun 30, 2010 6:01 AM GMT
    are you sure they're no in-grown hairs?
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    Jun 30, 2010 6:07 AM GMT
    Have you though of paying for a wax?
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    Jun 30, 2010 6:13 AM GMT
    It might be a mild allergic reaction, or an in-grown hair. I would not recommend scrubbing it vigorously as that would only make it appear worse.
    Depilatory creams are more likely to cause them (allergic reactions) than wax/sugar... so use them with caution.
    It is also said that men's depilatory creams/lotions are weaker than women's because they (men) are more likely to leave them on longer and misuse them. <---shopping advice icon_wink.gif
    Shaving tends to cause skin irritation... ...I'm amazed that you're able to shave your butt with such precession.


    ............porn stars use makeup/airbrushing to make them appear smooth.
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    Jun 30, 2010 6:32 AM GMT
    It sounds like you're dealing with a bit of a sweat rash.

    1. cut back on junk food. (health benefits to follow regardless)

    2. wear more absorbent fabric. For me, boxer briefs work perfectly.

    3. shower daily: Dry skin can also be a problem. Using lotion or cream (I use Cetaphil) after the shower goes miles towards solving the problem.

    4. As A1ex said, don't scrub really hard. Using some sort of exfoliant really helps though.

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    Jun 30, 2010 6:34 AM GMT
    You should probably let me wax that ass next time. I'll fix it.

    LOL. j/k sorry you were set up for that one. I couldn't help it.
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    Jun 30, 2010 10:44 AM GMT
    try getting a but of sun on ya butt. I use a tanning bed when the pimples raise their ugly heads and zaps em fairly quick. (From shaving rashes - or veet) icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 30, 2010 1:40 PM GMT
    Get a lufa it helps for in-growns which is what I think your getting.. also try waxing too
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    Jun 30, 2010 1:46 PM GMT
    Yes, just exfoliate your ass and you should be fine. Haha!
  • aznmtl

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    Jun 30, 2010 1:51 PM GMT
    Hmmm...I've never had to shave my butt BUT in case you're having those breakouts I wouldn't recommend Proactive but try looser fitting underwear like boxers and put some zinc cream on. Eat zinc too, that might help. A medicine like Retisol might work.

    It could also be an allergy to the 'rubber' or elastic parts of your underwear.

    I agree with some of the other peeps on here...a pic would help LOL! icon_razz.gif good luck!
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    Jun 30, 2010 4:44 PM GMT
    exfoliate, yes. and moisturize icon_smile.gif
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    Jun 30, 2010 4:45 PM GMT
    Wax. The hair also grows back in with it's natural taper so you don't get the rough stubble feel of shaving.
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    Jun 30, 2010 4:48 PM GMT
    use a beard trimmer with the guard on its shortest setting. this will crop the hair short without cutting the follicles and causing ingrown hairs.
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    Jun 30, 2010 6:51 PM GMT
    Are you sure it's not diaper rash? Maybe you need butt paste
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    Jun 30, 2010 7:15 PM GMT
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    Jun 30, 2010 8:19 PM GMT
    calibro saidare you sure they're no in-grown hairs?


    That's what it sounded like to me when i was reading it...
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    Jun 30, 2010 8:36 PM GMT
    exfoliate and spray pimply areas with toner- works like a charm
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    Jul 01, 2010 7:39 AM GMT
    is lufa scrubbing the same as exfoliating? can i wax by myself..sounds kinda scary..or do i get a buddy to do it for me, he will. or do i need togo somewhere and pay ?


    also, what is "toner"?
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    Jul 01, 2010 7:56 AM GMT
    Waxing yourself would be pretty difficult... but if you managed to shave yourself you might be able to pull it off. icon_razz.gif
    If you have a friend willing to do it- ask them. Waxing can be painful the first time around.
    ...or you can pay someone.

    Yes it is the same thing.... "exfoliate" is just gay-speak for scrubbing vigorously until your skin peals off. icon_wink.gif

    I just read about toners, I'm bored, and I would not recommend them... they "shrink" your pores which could ultimately block the hair follicles passage and lead to in-grown hairs... those pimple-like bumps.