Facebook status updates

  • Import

    Posts: 7190

    Jul 04, 2010 1:41 AM GMT
    "All you motherfuckers are gonna pay "

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    Jul 04, 2010 2:54 AM GMT
    My twitter account has stopped updating my FB status. It just makes it into a wall post now icon_confused.gif
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    Jul 04, 2010 3:04 AM GMT
    Facebook seems fucked at the moment. Anyone else having trouble getting into it?

    IF I CAN'T GET INTO MY FB ACCOUNT, I WILL SIMPLY EXPIRE!
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    Jul 04, 2010 3:06 AM GMT
    I gave up FB long time ago.icon_cool.gif
  • BlackBeltGuy

    Posts: 2609

    Jul 04, 2010 3:06 AM GMT
    my status says, the weekend has begun and my liver is now in need of a life jacket.

  • Celticmusl

    Posts: 4330

    Jul 04, 2010 3:06 AM GMT
    "I hav ur paymint rite hear"
  • nv7_

    Posts: 1453

    Jul 04, 2010 3:08 AM GMT
    nv7 likes "If I never see you again, it will be too soon." and "Failing to repost your Facebook updates doesn't mean I don't love Jesus, kittens, or Skittles." and "I didn't repost your Facebook status update and so far, my internal organs haven't shot out of my a## like you said they would." icon_smile.gif
  • Celticmusl

    Posts: 4330

    Jul 04, 2010 3:12 AM GMT
    "Sell your Facebook friends to earn Facebucks: I would sell each and every one of you for a bean burrito."
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    Jul 04, 2010 4:22 AM GMT
    "The show 16 & Pregnant makes me hate children even more."
  • calibro

    Posts: 8888

    Jul 04, 2010 5:19 AM GMT
    "Robby Nadler just returned from camping in idaho and the hot springs. and guess what, he saw his first wild bear-- well, he should preface that by saying first bear outside of a gay bar."
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    Jul 04, 2010 6:07 AM GMT
    "I'm Not your friend, Betch!..."
  • BlackBeltGuy

    Posts: 2609

    Jul 07, 2010 2:47 PM GMT
    my status is "dont bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms"


    can you tell i love my new fleshlight?