It was fun being a baby boomer... until now.

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    Feb 08, 2008 2:33 AM GMT
    Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with newlyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

    They include:

    Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

    Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

    The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

    Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

    Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

    Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.

    Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

    The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

    Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

    Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

    Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

    The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

    Abba--- Denture Queen.

    Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

    Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

    Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

    Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
  • HndsmKansan

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    Feb 08, 2008 2:38 AM GMT
    Well as a generation X guy someday we will have that...
    too Caslon...icon_mad.gif
  • ShawnTX

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    Feb 08, 2008 2:58 AM GMT
    Hehe, oh Caslon, you're still so young, fit and vital, regardless of your age. I'm sure you're home care nurse would agree with me.

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    Feb 08, 2008 3:03 AM GMT
    ShawnTO saidHehe, oh Caslon, you're still so young, fit and vital, regardless of your age. I'm sure you're home care nurse would agree with me.

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    "home care nurse"?!?!?!?! .....Dont let me catch you within cane-reach ... icon_evil.gif

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  • ShawnTX

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    Feb 08, 2008 3:45 AM GMT
    Caslon said[quote][cite]ShawnTO said[/cite]Hehe, oh Caslon, you're still so young, fit and vital, regardless of your age. I'm sure you're home care nurse would agree with me.

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    "home care nurse"?!?!?!?! .....Dont let me catch you within cane-reach ... icon_evil.gif

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    Is it a big cane?
  • roadbike

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    Feb 08, 2008 5:09 AM GMT
    Caslon saidSome of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with newlyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

    Great! Maybe there should be another Woodstock.
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    Feb 08, 2008 6:00 AM GMT
    Older people make me giggleicon_lol.gif
    Momicon_eek.gif I needs my diaper changed!icon_lol.gif
    Ok what was i saying? icon_lol.gif
  • dfrourke

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    Feb 08, 2008 6:57 AM GMT
    ...I almost pee'd my pants reading some of these...

    ...clever...

    - David
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    Feb 08, 2008 6:59 AM GMT
    ZING!

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    Feb 08, 2008 7:20 AM GMT
    Caslon, I talked with the nurse at the home......you sit up for an hour tomorrow!
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    Feb 08, 2008 8:28 AM GMT
    LMAO

    I wonder how our own generation's songs will fare 50 years from now...
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    Feb 08, 2008 10:08 AM GMT
    Maybe 50 years from now we'll have a RObo-SPears.icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 08, 2008 11:33 AM GMT
    R O F L Caslon
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    Feb 08, 2008 12:09 PM GMT
    Dammit Carslon. I knew everyone of the original songs and even have some in vinyl.

    TM
  • Alan95823

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    Feb 08, 2008 2:34 PM GMT
    roadbike said[quote][cite]Caslon said[/cite]Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with newlyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

    Great! Maybe there should be another Woodstock.
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    There already was a second Woodstock, a couple of years ago.
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    Feb 08, 2008 2:37 PM GMT
    Perhaps rename it "Couldrock"
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    Feb 08, 2008 5:14 PM GMT
    If I carried a big cane, would I be accused of over-compensating? ... icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 17, 2008 5:34 AM GMT
    LOL!!

    My Favorite:
    Fifty Ways to Lose Your liver
  • fitone

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    Feb 17, 2008 1:32 PM GMT
    we're going to have some hot times at the senior center!
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    Feb 17, 2008 1:40 PM GMT
    As I've got a B-day comming up in a few weeks, moving into my second half century, I read this with nostalgia.

    Actually, I sang through every song on the list. Apparently, musical memory is the last thing to go.







    Uh...what were we talking about?