Well, i almost decked a guy in Toronto and yesterday in Ottawa at the Dairy Queen
He was angry because he didn't see a second line and we did. He was yelling at us saying we didn't have the decency to ask anyone before us to go ahead. I told him that the cashier was yelling for people to form a second line to her cashier and no one moved, so we did. He went on and on about he didn't give a shit. I told him its not a big deal, and that we're all getting our ice cream. He then looks past me at my boyfriend and yells, "Don't laugh at my face!" I turn to see my bf grinning a killer grin like he's amused. That gets me going and now we are both laughing at his face and the cashier is worried the guy was going to pull a punch. He just kept yelling, "don't laugh at my face. Who do you think you are?". Needless to say, I was fine, but my bf was a bit angry about the whole thing. I didn't think it bothered him that much, but when i realized it did, I wanted to go back and deck the jackass. How do i know he's gay? The only thing i was going by was the earring on his right ear and seeing some guy in his car eating off the same cone as him when we were leaving.
Other time was when I was walking home drunk with my boyfriend on Church street. This bitchy queen is yelling into his phone obviously drunk telling whomever that bad things always happens to him and life isn't fair. He then knocks shoulders with me and shouts "MOVE". The side walk was not busy, and we were to the side, he was just pissy. I was happy all night until this happened. I just yelled, "WTF is your problems. Why don't you watch where you're going!"
He turned around to give me some attitude but I'm pretty sure the look I gave him told him he was treading on thin ice. He backed up and said "Sorry!" like he didn't mean it and scurried away. My bf was holding me back thinking i was going to do something since i was drunk. I was happy go lucky a moment after.