Haiku's

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    Feb 08, 2008 8:39 AM GMT
    I just wanted to see what people can come up with for some good Haiku's. Be origional, or if you use someone elses, please give them credit.

    Mine (so far):

    -Drive-
    Muscles working hard,
    Hammer out those last few reps,
    Sweat and pain brings joy.


    -My Mind-
    Must maintain focus,
    I do not have A.D.D,
    Oh look! Butterfly.


    -Adoration-
    His arms around me,
    I gaze into his pure soul,
    My love for him grows.


    more to come, brain shutting down. lol
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    Feb 08, 2008 9:00 AM GMT
    Freakyninjamonkey
    Must maintain focus,
    I do not have A.D.D,
    Oh look! Butterfly.


    LMAO icon_lol.gif

    Good one!
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    Feb 08, 2008 7:59 PM GMT
    Freakyninjamonkey said
    -My Mind-
    Must maintain focus,
    I do not have A.D.D,
    Oh look! Butterfly.


    Brilliant!
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    Feb 08, 2008 8:07 PM GMT
    OMG - there's actually a book that came out called "Gay Haiku" by Joel Derfner!

    Anyway, here are a couple of my faves of his:

    Forty-seven times
    You said, "Give me that pussy."
    I have no pussy.

    See the eight-year-old
    Knitting mittens on the bus.
    Does his mother know?

    He's gorgeous, witty,
    And stimulating. Please, God,
    Let him be a top.

    Man on the subway
    Exclaims, "Christ paid your sin bill!"
    Christ must be loaded.


  • joggerva

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    Feb 08, 2008 9:31 PM GMT
    Reading RealJock posts
    Although I should be working
    Makes the day go by
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    Feb 08, 2008 9:47 PM GMT
    Diet going well,
    my deep fryer looks so sad,
    damn you Paula Deen.

    Walking at the zoo,
    angry monkeys throwing poo,
    where's my umbrella?

    Fuck me harder bitch,
    don't stop now I'm getting close.
    I'm done, get off me.
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    Feb 09, 2008 12:57 AM GMT
    I'm getting a zit,
    another sad Friday night,
    home with Sean Cody.
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    Feb 09, 2008 1:27 AM GMT
    -Men At Play-
    Being single sucks!
    How do you Queens live this way?
    Damn it, Loves a Dick!
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    Feb 09, 2008 8:37 AM GMT
    More of me...

    -Too Long Gone-
    The smell of lilacs,
    In memory you live,
    Mother, I miss you.


    -Telemarketer-
    Incoherent chat,
    Unending dinnertime calls,
    The phone rings! I cry.
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    Feb 09, 2008 8:41 AM GMT
    Check out this VERY funny book...

    Gay Haiku by Joel Derfner
    published 2005 by Broadway
    Hardcover
    isbn 076791984X (isbn13: 9780767919845)
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    Feb 09, 2008 7:02 PM GMT
    ITJock saidCheck out this VERY funny book...

    Gay Haiku by Joel Derfner
    published 2005 by Broadway
    Hardcover
    isbn 076791984X (isbn13: 9780767919845)


    IT Jock is late
    Already cited by Gig
    Who loves Joel Derfner
  • Sirkit

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    Feb 09, 2008 11:53 PM GMT
    Not gay but funny as hell.

    http://www.ianmacallen.com/officehaiku/officehaiku.html
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    Feb 09, 2008 11:56 PM GMT
    chittering monkey
    in the spring he climbs treetops
    and thinks himself tall


    (50 points to the guy who can tell me where that's from)
  • Starboard

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    Feb 10, 2008 12:04 AM GMT
    Monkey haikus are HOT.

    Monkeys in the rain
    Why do they not go inside?
    Stupid animals
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    Feb 10, 2008 12:06 AM GMT
    Avatar silly. Tales of Ba-sing-Se.
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    Feb 10, 2008 12:11 AM GMT
    Working at Citibank.
    Will I be employed next month?
    Say a prayer for me.
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    Feb 10, 2008 1:22 AM GMT

    Red boat rises on the tide
    Green boat falls
    Fishermen dream in the evening
    of shoals in the heaving sea.
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    Feb 10, 2008 11:39 AM GMT
    joggervaReading RealJock posts
    Although I should be working
    Makes the day go by


    icon_redface.gif LOL!
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    Feb 10, 2008 1:56 PM GMT
    Clinton? Obama?
    No matter, as long as they
    Beat Republicans
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    Feb 10, 2008 2:11 PM GMT
    Cold Sunday morning,
    caffeine hasn't kicked in yet,
    I'm craving waffles.
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    Feb 10, 2008 7:41 PM GMT
    50 points and a bj for RBY...


    (I added the bj part after I saw who won)
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    Feb 10, 2008 7:43 PM GMT
    sorry..that should have been in the form of a haiku

    R.B. wins the prize
    fifty points and a bj
    I hope he showers
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    Feb 11, 2008 8:23 AM GMT
    I am bored silly,
    Maybe I'll write some haiku,
    Nah, that's too boring.

    I really should work,
    Not stare at half naked dudes,
    Alright, just one more.

    My coffee has ants,
    The f*cking s*ns-of-b*tches,
    I hope they can't sleep

    A random profile,
    Goddamn he's drop dead gorgeous,
    Way out of my league.

    I know you're gorgeous,
    But aside from that, what else?
    This is called a 'book'.

    Think I'm gonna cry,
    He made threatening gurgles,
    I think I'll faint now.

    I see a cookie,
    Oh lawd, it's chocolate chip,
    I'll just stare at it...

    Forbidden apple,
    Just a tiny little bite,
    That wasn't so bad.

    I think I'm crazy,
    Did I just say that out loud?
    Here, have a cookie.
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    Feb 11, 2008 8:55 AM GMT
    Currently Sitting
    thinking what should i write now
    Not really caring

    I looked it up to make sure i was writing a proper haiku.icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 11, 2008 6:58 PM GMT
    I was bored at work,
    so I asked friends out for drinks,
    before I typed this.