Ask Dr. Gay (now on YouTube)

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    Jul 07, 2010 7:20 AM GMT
    I came up with this idea to pose as a Gay Dr., answering any questions that are deemed "gay." I'm gonna vlog my answers and post them up on, but forewarning this will probably be rated R. So DON'T try to censor yourself! But ask me, Dr. Gay, any gay question on your mind. icon_lol.gificon_cool.gificon_eek.gif

    UPDATE 12-22-11: HERE IT ISicon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 07, 2010 11:43 AM GMT
    Ok, who said we had to know our 'window treatments' in order to get our Gay Card? And how do I appeal? icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 07, 2010 11:55 AM GMT
    JakeBenson saidSince I'm still unemployed and feel completely useless, I came up with this idea to pose as a Gay Dr., answering any questions that are deemed "gay." I'm gonna vlog my answers and post them up on, but forewarning this will probably be rated R. So DON'T try to censor yourself! But ask me, Dr. Gay, any gay question on your mind. icon_lol.gificon_cool.gificon_eek.gif


    Can I ask it on here? Well tough I'm going to.

    Why do you believe gay people exist? From a physiological perspective, reproductive organs are there to...well reproduce. But if a male is only ever sexually attracted to other males, then surely this is completely counterproductive?
  • beaujangle

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    Jul 07, 2010 12:03 PM GMT
    Since you've asked us not to censor, I hope my questions aren't offensive. The first question for now is: do you think that gay male relationships would last? If so, are you in favour of gay marriage?
  • upsguy68

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    Jul 07, 2010 12:16 PM GMT
    What is the proper way to "douche" before anal sex? And how much time in advance??
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    Jul 07, 2010 12:30 PM GMT
    How about some GAY 101 or Faggotry for Dummies? I just came out about a year ago and all things gay (especially sex stuff) was a mystery. A friend of mine just explained to me what enemas are for. Didn't have a clue that was something to use as prep. Thank God I didn't learn that one the hard way from the subsequent stories friends told me.

    So Dr. Gay: tell me all the GAY 101/Faggotry for Dummies 411.icon_razz.gificon_redface.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jul 07, 2010 12:49 PM GMT
    Saulbedfellow saidHow about some GAY 101 or Faggotry for Dummies? I just came out about a year ago and all things gay (especially sex stuff) was a mystery. A friend of mine just explained to me what enemas are for. Didn't have a clue that was something to use as prep. Thank God I didn't learn that one the hard way from the subsequent stories friends told me.

    So Dr. Gay: tell me all the GAY 101/Faggotry for Dummies 411.icon_razz.gificon_redface.gificon_lol.gif


    None of what you said was an actual question. lol
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    Jul 07, 2010 2:29 PM GMT
    Dear Dr. Gay:

    What is GAY?
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    Jul 07, 2010 2:31 PM GMT
    Great idea Jake.

    I often thought about a site www.askagayguyanything.com <- hmm...

    It's taken but I always thought it would be hilarious to have a place where people gay, straight, bi or whatever to openly ask any question they want. icon_razz.gif

  • BlackBeltGuy

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    Jul 07, 2010 2:35 PM GMT
    If i fuck my vagina fleshlight or have sex with my supposed boyfriend and like to call him a pussy, be verbal and call it a manpussy and unload in his cunt, is there straightness lingering in me that I haven't been able to shake off from the 90's?
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    Jul 07, 2010 2:37 PM GMT
    "straight" married men keep hitting on me wanting me to make them my sub slaves. should i accept their overtures?
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    Jul 07, 2010 2:38 PM GMT
    if a guy tells you "it's too big take it out". should you? or continue to ram it in?
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    Jul 07, 2010 2:39 PM GMT
    Blackguy4you said"straight" married men keep hitting on me wanting me to make them my sub slaves. should i accept their overtures?


    Although I didn't start this thread, just remember the Golden Rule and Karma. I'd decline their overtures.
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    Jul 07, 2010 2:45 PM GMT
    I’m sorry, but I am too self-conscious to discuss such matters with such a hot Dr.
    Do you have a less attractive nurse I can talk to?
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    Jul 07, 2010 2:54 PM GMT
    Gbob said
    JakeBenson saidSince I'm still unemployed and feel completely useless, I came up with this idea to pose as a Gay Dr., answering any questions that are deemed "gay." I'm gonna vlog my answers and post them up on, but forewarning this will probably be rated R. So DON'T try to censor yourself! But ask me, Dr. Gay, any gay question on your mind. icon_lol.gificon_cool.gificon_eek.gif


    Can I ask it on here? Well tough I'm going to.

    Why do you believe gay people exist? From a physiological perspective, reproductive organs are there to...well reproduce. But if a male is only ever sexually attracted to other males, then surely this is completely counterproductive?


    Ive discussed this before...

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/1000102

    Alternatively, it may have to do with helping to take care of the rest of the tribe (since we are social beings) to take care of the elderly, which are the keepers of knowledge (if we have kids, theres no time to take care of the elderly) and even the kids of one's siblings (like in bees, and some birds)

    Another theory, because homosexuality exists in all species... is to dissipate violence and soical tension among members

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/1008154/

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    Jul 07, 2010 2:57 PM GMT
    Rawrly saidHere's a good one:

    Why do gay men seem to be a lot more sex focused than their straight counterparts, in your opinion?

    How is it that a lot of gay men will turn any topic of discussion into something sexual (like a lot of the threads on RealJock) or place such a heavy emphasis on the physical aspects of being gay?

    After all, all a gay man really is a man who likes penis.


    I have to disagree, my straight friends make sexual pun out of everything every three sentences.. usually its pussy-related, so I cant really join in tho icon_razz.gif They wind up thinking I'm a prude, when in reality Im just thinking in other directions that I cant share... so I think its not a gay male thing, just a male thing....
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    Jul 07, 2010 3:00 PM GMT
    amar_m said
    Rawrly saidHere's a good one:

    Why do gay men seem to be a lot more sex focused than their straight counterparts, in your opinion?

    How is it that a lot of gay men will turn any topic of discussion into something sexual (like a lot of the threads on RealJock) or place such a heavy emphasis on the physical aspects of being gay?

    After all, all a gay man really is a man who likes penis.


    I have to disagree, my straight friends make sexual pun out of everything every three sentences.. usually its pussy-related, so I cant really join in tho icon_razz.gif They wind up thinking I'm a prude, when in reality Im just thinking in other directions that I cant share... so I think its not a gay male thing, just a male thing....



    I agree.

    -Doug
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    Jul 07, 2010 3:00 PM GMT
    JakeBenson saidSince I'm still unemployed and feel completely useless, I came up with this idea to pose as a Gay Dr., answering any questions that are deemed "gay." I'm gonna vlog my answers and post them up on, but forewarning this will probably be rated R. So DON'T try to censor yourself! But ask me, Dr. Gay, any gay question on your mind. icon_lol.gificon_cool.gificon_eek.gif


    Dr Gay, can I be your Nurse gay? Or like your assistant?? I can give extra input on questions, especially medical ones
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    Jul 07, 2010 3:00 PM GMT
    JakeBenson saidSince I'm still unemployed and feel completely useless, I came up with this idea to pose as a Gay Dr., answering any questions that are deemed "gay." I'm gonna vlog my answers and post them up on, but forewarning this will probably be rated R. So DON'T try to censor yourself! But ask me, Dr. Gay, any gay question on your mind. icon_lol.gificon_cool.gificon_eek.gif


    Dr Gay, can I be your Nurse gay? Or like your assistant?? I can give extra input on questions, especially medical ones

    BTW, Im unemployed too, so it'll help kill time icon_razz.gif
  • Delivis

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    Jul 07, 2010 3:01 PM GMT
    Are you actually a doctor?..icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 07, 2010 5:13 PM GMT
    Delivis saidAre you actually a doctor?..icon_smile.gif


    MD in training
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    Jul 07, 2010 5:20 PM GMT
    Dr Gay here is my gay question:

    Can u please address all the already posted damn questions so I can ask my second one ????????
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    Jul 07, 2010 5:24 PM GMT
    charlitos saidDr Gay here is my gay question:

    Can u please address all the already posted damn questions so I can ask my second one ????????


    Ya preguntelo, carloncitos.... Dr gay pondra sus respuestas en el Vlog

    -check Vlog for answers icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 07, 2010 5:35 PM GMT
    Gbob saidCan I ask it on here? Well tough I'm going to.

    Why do you believe gay people exist? From a physiological perspective, reproductive organs are there to...well reproduce. But if a male is only ever sexually attracted to other males, then surely this is completely counterproductive?


    Dr Gay, can I offer to field this one?

    Gbob, "are there to" and "counterproductive" are terms you would use if humans, other species, life in general, were put on this planet for some purpose.

    I saw an African woman with red hair, freckles, pale albino skin. Surely her lack of melanin is "counterproductive" because the melanin "is there to" protect her from ultraviolet radiation. Yet there she was, very much alive. She doesn't know why she's alive, I'll wager, but she lives nonetheless.

    Use this analogy to answer the question about why gay men use their penises for purposes other than procreation (or exist at all, for that matter).

    Coming to existence (for humans) is a complex, delicate balancing act requiring the confluence of trillions of cells, millions of genes, thousands of chemicals, and eons of environmental factors to make you who you are. Won't SOME natural variation occur, taking into account all that can go wrong or right? And because life ultimately has no purpose, how can we judge that using your penis in new and various ways is "counterproductive"?
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    Jul 07, 2010 5:40 PM GMT
    my question to you is

    when you peal a cucumber and your mouth waters as you peal it should i eat it or fool around with it lmfao jk

    i didnt read all the questions so if its already been asked FUCK YOU

    do u believe in gays adopting kids if you could make it a law all over thw world would you?