The snarking forum

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    Feb 08, 2008 9:15 PM GMT
    I think it's a bit tiresome that every thread, no matter how benign it's opening topic, degenerates so quickly into snarking these days. In this spirit, I have decided to start a forum where I will absorb any and all snarking with good natured aplomb. To start the ball rolling, I shall make an antagonistic statement, just to get the bitterness on the boil. Here it comes:

    I disagree with your beliefs a little bit.
  • mcwclewis

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    Feb 08, 2008 9:18 PM GMT
    I vehemently stand by my previous, unstated beliefs....

    Your opinion is wrong and it offends me.
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Feb 08, 2008 9:27 PM GMT
    I'm tempted............will I.........won't I icon_confused.gif

    Well, if I do, you're responsible Colm.
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    Feb 08, 2008 9:41 PM GMT
    I'm the very paragon of virtue, chastity, nobility, humility, and all things good and pure. Additionally, I'm a model of restraint and good taste. Finally, I'm the patron saint of lost puppies and I cry over beautiful movies. In other words, I'm the bestest person in the world. I make the dearly departed Mother Teresa look like Courtney Love.

    And you are stupid.
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    Feb 08, 2008 9:46 PM GMT
    No, really. I'm on your side. I know you can't be that stupid. It's just that what you write makes it seem that way.
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    Feb 08, 2008 9:47 PM GMT
    Colmdublin if you did not disagree with some of my beliefs I would respect you less, I am not interested in kiss-asses and syncophants, but I am interested in intelligent people that I can learn from icon_smile.gif
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    Feb 08, 2008 9:47 PM GMT
    Duly noted. I think my mother probably smoked while pregnant.
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    Feb 08, 2008 9:49 PM GMT
    I think your mother did lots of things when pregnant and even more before ....like sleep with her brother! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif





















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    Feb 08, 2008 9:57 PM GMT
    No, sorry, not tolerating "Your mother" jokes. I'm allowed because she was my mother, but I'll get weird and upset if anyone else does.
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    Feb 08, 2008 10:28 PM GMT
    you mean you could get weirder than you already look?

    Its like Mr Bean meets Danial Radcliffe on an anorexic day! Tskkkkk whatever happened to the beefy Irish navvies we all dream of with there thick deep accents oooo sorry getting carried away now!
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    Feb 08, 2008 10:38 PM GMT
    Constructive criticism. Thank you. I shall thicken my accent and eat some chips.
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    Feb 08, 2008 11:05 PM GMT
    colmdublin saidConstructive criticism. Thank you. I shall thicken my accent and eat some chips.


    great so you'll be spotty too thats really alluring!

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    Feb 08, 2008 11:30 PM GMT
    Some of my favorite snarky remarks:

    If we're not having sex, get off my back.
    The next time I want to hear from an asshole, I'll fart.
    If I want any lip from you, I'll scrape it off my zipper.

    and then, too, a picture is worth a thousand words:

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    Feb 09, 2008 7:07 AM GMT
    They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
    They pursued it with forks and hope;
    They threatened its life with a railway-share;
    They charmed it with smiles and soap.

    They shuddered to think that the chase might fail,
    And the Beaver, excited at last,
    Went bounding along on the tip of its tail,
    For the daylight was nearly past.

    "There is Thingumbob shouting!" the Bellman said,
    "He is shouting like mad, only hark!
    He is waving his hands, he is wagging his head,
    He has certainly found a Snark!"

    They gazed in delight, while the Butcher exclaimed
    "He was always a desperate wag!"
    They beheld him--their Baker--their hero unnamed--
    On the top of a neighboring crag.

    Erect and sublime, for one moment of time.
    In the next, that wild figure they saw
    (As if stung by a spasm) plunge into a chasm,
    While they waited and listened in awe.

    "It's a Snark!" was the sound that first came to their ears,
    And seemed almost too good to be true.
    Then followed a torrent of laughter and cheers:
    Then the ominous words "It's a Boo-"

    Then, silence. Some fancied they heard in the air
    A weary and wandering sigh
    Then sounded like "-jum!" but the others declare
    It was only a breeze that went by.

    They hunted till darkness came on, but they found
    Not a button, or feather, or mark,
    By which they could tell that they stood on the ground
    Where the Baker had met with the Snark.

    In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
    In the midst of his laughter and glee,
    He had softly and suddenly vanished away---
    For the Snark *was* a Boojum, you see.


    -
    Fit The Eight - The Vanishing
    The Hunting Of The Snark

    by Lewis Carroll
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    Feb 10, 2008 8:45 AM GMT
    You are entitled to my own opinion.
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    Feb 11, 2008 12:45 AM GMT
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    Feb 11, 2008 12:54 AM GMT
    LOL... Thats bad thats really really bad icon_smile.gif
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    Feb 11, 2008 10:46 AM GMT
    I think all of you guys are assholes!

    Now if only I could be the dick... icon_twisted.gif