Come up with FUNNY DADT survey questions

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    Jul 08, 2010 9:13 PM GMT
    Would it be OK if a guy got hard watching you do squats?
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    Jul 08, 2010 9:15 PM GMT
    If you were in a foxhole with your buddy and sniper fire had you pinned down and rescue seems impossible....which of you would be the 'bitch' ?
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    Jul 08, 2010 9:16 PM GMT
    wrestlervic saidWould it be OK if a guy got hard watching you do squats in a gym?
    That happens to me all the time, but then I realize it's just the dude in the mirror. icon_sad.gif

    Does DADT stand for Daddy's A Dick Tease?
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    Jul 08, 2010 9:18 PM GMT
    If, say, you got drunk with a guy after a long night of patroling the border, and he started to unbutton your shirt....or caress your hair......would you stop him? icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 08, 2010 9:21 PM GMT
    How would you feel if you woke up and found your bunk mate servicing your morning woody?
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    Jul 08, 2010 9:27 PM GMT
    Say you killed a lot of Taliban one day, and one of your troop mates ripped off his shirt, said "God damn dude, that was fuckin' awesome!" then kissed you on the lips. Would you be OK with that? Perhaps kiss him back and caress his thighs? Kiss him again, high five, drink a six-pack, then sleep naked together?
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    Jul 08, 2010 9:28 PM GMT
    What would you do if your Commander In Chief "came out" as a bi man, and said you're hot?
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    Jul 08, 2010 9:44 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidWhat would you do if your Commander In Chief "came out" as a bi man, and said you're hot?


    I'd say, let's go! Oh, wait, that's a hypothetical question. My bad. icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 08, 2010 9:56 PM GMT
    Could you stop calling your uniform fetish-wear? (Please)

    Do you think another soldier wearing rainbow-colors out in the field is a security risk?

    Which Camo-colors do you prefer? Desert? Jungle? Ocean? Pink?

    Would you be comfortable with other soldiers wearing utility-kilts instead of pants?

    Would you mind the occasional gay orgy in the showers or barracks?
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    Jul 08, 2010 10:06 PM GMT
    creyente saidHow would you feel if you woke up and found your bunk mate servicing your morning woody?


    HAHAHA I LOL'd at this



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    Jul 09, 2010 12:59 AM GMT
    What does "bushmaster" mean to you?
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    Jul 09, 2010 1:46 AM GMT
    If two men kiss in the middle of the woods, or the desert, and nobody sees it, did it really happen?
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    Jul 09, 2010 2:16 AM GMT
    I think the movie Airplane comes in handy here:

    Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
    Do you like movies about gladiators?
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    Jul 09, 2010 2:20 AM GMT
    Are you opposed to bushland intercourse?
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    Jul 09, 2010 3:04 AM GMT
    Is it only gay if your balls touch?
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    Jul 09, 2010 3:19 AM GMT
    Would you belt a camouflage rain poncho?

    Would you worry if k-rations have too many carbs?

    Would you have objections to tan lines, if you stationed in Iraq?
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    Jul 09, 2010 3:28 AM GMT
    Whether or not you serve in the Navy, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy snorkeling?

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snorkeling
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    Jul 09, 2010 3:43 AM GMT
    Which is the correct definition of the word "flamethrower?"

    A) a weapon that utilizes liquid fire as a method of killing

    2) a bouncer at a gay bar

    C) ugh, like ohmahgawd, you totes cunt follow "A" wuth "2!" srsly...
  • calibro

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    Jul 09, 2010 4:27 AM GMT
    if you got hit by a guy jizzing during a threesome with you, would you be ok calling that friendly fire?