A McGay Confession (I like Madonna)

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    Feb 08, 2008 11:22 PM GMT
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    Feb 08, 2008 11:30 PM GMT
    you like her or you look like the withered old hag? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

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    Feb 08, 2008 11:32 PM GMT
    Well, I really like her in this video. My vagina doesn't have as many cobwebs, so, the resemblance is nothing to write home about. icon_redface.gif
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    Feb 08, 2008 11:36 PM GMT
    But Id still party in your pants he he where the hell did you find that? I love the Brooke Shields line icon_lol.gif

    damn shame that was going to often to blow those cobwebs out but I wont now then
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    Feb 08, 2008 11:39 PM GMT
    The clip is from a movie parody done of Madonna's Truth or Dare film from the 80s or 90s. Whenever, it was shit. The best thing about it is that it generated the parody, which was done by comedienne Julie Brown (who was either on MTV or Saturday Night Live). She called it "Medusa: Dare to be Truthful". I thought it was hysterical.
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    Feb 08, 2008 11:42 PM GMT
    I'll give ya that it did make me titter
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    Feb 09, 2008 12:33 AM GMT
    Me too, and Joan Jett.
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    Feb 09, 2008 12:36 AM GMT
    Proud fan of Madonna here. She is beyond brilliant. By her own admission, she is not a great singer, not a great dancer, not a great actress, nor is she particularly attractive.

    Her gift is that she is a fabulous entertainer, and savvy businesswoman who accurately predicts what the public will want in the near future, and then reinvents herself to be ahead of the curve every damn time. Genius...
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    Feb 09, 2008 12:39 AM GMT
    God bless Julie Brown. I think she had a short lived sketch show for while too. She did a skit of The Fat Man from Jake and the Fat Man v.s. Delta Burk where they battled like big fat monsters from a Godzilla movie. I think she ate the rest of the designing women at the end of the skit. She also did Strip Mall. OMG! I'm totally having a Julie Brown nostalgia attack.

    Thanks McGay!

    "Cuz I'm a Blond, ya ya ya!"

    Because I'm blond, I don't have to think
    I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks
    Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
    If I keep this blond, and I keep these tan
    'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
    'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah


    I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
    'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
    'Cause I'm blond, B-L-O-N-D
    'Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me


    I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
    Why should I bother when I look like I look
    I know lots of people are smarter than me
    But I have this philosophy
    So what?
    'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

    I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em
    'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
    'Cause I'm blond, nya nya nya
    'Cause I'm a blond, nya nya nya

    They say to make it you need talent and ambition
    Well I got a TV show and this was my audition
    Um okay, what was it okay um, don't tell me oh yeah okay
    Duck Magnum, duck!
    'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
    'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

    I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course
    I can't spell VW but I got a Porsche
    'Cause I'm a blond, B-L-I-N-D
    'Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me


    I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.

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    Feb 09, 2008 12:47 AM GMT
    RBY71 saidGod bless Julie Brown. I think she had a short lived sketch show for while too. She did a skit of The Fat Man from Jake and the Fat Man v.s. Delta Burk where they battled like big fat monsters from a Godzilla movie. I think she ate the rest of the designing women at the end of the skit. She also did Strip Mall. OMG! I'm totally having a Julie Brown nostalgia attack.

    Thanks McGay!

    "Cuz I'm a Blond, ya ya ya ya!"


    lets not forget "homecoming queen's got a gun" - so i leaned down and said, in her good ear, " why'd you do it?"
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    Feb 09, 2008 12:49 AM GMT
    RBY71 saidGod bless Julie Brown. I think she had a short lived sketch show for while too. She did a skit of The Fat Man from Jake and the Fat Man v.s. Delta Burk where they battled like big fat monsters from a Godzilla movie. I think she ate the rest of the designing women at the end of the skit. She also did Strip Mall. OMG! I'm totally having a Julie Brown nostalgia attack.

    Thanks McGay!

    "Cuz I'm a Blond, ya ya ya ya!"


    nicensmoothla saidlets not forget "homecoming queen's got a gun" - so i leaned down and said, in her good ear, " why'd you do it?"



    "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.

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    Feb 09, 2008 12:51 AM GMT
    RBY71 said[quote][cite]RBY71 said[/cite]God bless Julie Brown. I think she had a short lived sketch show for while too. She did a skit of The Fat Man from Jake and the Fat Man v.s. Delta Burk where they battled like big fat monsters from a Godzilla movie. I think she ate the rest of the designing women at the end of the skit. She also did Strip Mall. OMG! I'm totally having a Julie Brown nostalgia attack.

    Thanks McGay!

    "Cuz I'm a Blond, ya ya ya ya!"


    nicensmoothla saidlets not forget "homecoming queen's got a gun" - so i leaned down and said, in her good ear, " why'd you do it?"



    "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.

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    RBY - MARRY ME!
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    Feb 09, 2008 12:55 AM GMT
    oh yeah - MCGAY - a gay who likes madonna???? such a revelation!!! i'd have never guessed the gays would like madonna. shocking. really.icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 09, 2008 1:06 AM GMT
    nicensmoothla said

    RBY - MARRY ME!


    Okay, but one of is wearing a beaded Vera Wang gown and I don't have the legs for it!
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    Feb 09, 2008 1:21 AM GMT
    RBY71 said[quote][cite]nicensmoothla said[/cite]

    RBY - MARRY ME!


    Okay, but one of is wearing a beaded Vera Wang gown and I don't have the legs for it![/quote]

    But you have to wear either strapless or spaghetti straps to show off those breasts!!!

    GIVE ME CLEAVAGE!!!!
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    Feb 09, 2008 1:21 AM GMT
    RBY71 said[quote][cite]nicensmoothla said[/cite]

    RBY - MARRY ME!


    Okay, but one of is wearing a beaded Vera Wang gown and I don't have the legs for it![/quote]

    FINE! whatever you want! fo realz.
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    Feb 09, 2008 1:22 AM GMT
    Can i sing at the wedding?
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    Feb 09, 2008 1:39 AM GMT
    Yes you can sing, but you have to sing:

    "...I've got a boyfriend
    he drives a truck.
    He doesn't talk much,
    but he sure can drive."
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    Feb 09, 2008 1:40 AM GMT
    bgcat57 saidYes you can sing, but you have to sing:

    "...I've got a boyfriend
    he drives a truck.
    He doesn't talk much,
    but he sure can drive."


    i see you've already spoken to our wedding planner, bgcat?...
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    Feb 09, 2008 1:48 AM GMT
    Of course. That's my 'in'.

    I'm because I'm working on a career change. Right now I'm working on my fake British accent. ...keeps coming out too Blackpool, then too Cardif.
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    Feb 09, 2008 1:49 AM GMT
    Nope, but I wouldn't run away from him!!! I can sing like Amanda from "Ugly Betty" and be all camp and overly dramatic!!!!
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    Feb 09, 2008 1:57 AM GMT
    Oh, just so y'all know. We're registered at Nordie's, Neimen's, Bloomie's, Sak's and Dick's
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    Feb 09, 2008 2:14 AM GMT
    I call dibs on DICK'S!!!!!
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    Feb 09, 2008 3:10 AM GMT
    I used to live in a co-op on lower Broadway in the early 1980s, across from the World Trade Center. The apartment above me was owned by a filmmaker named Susan Seidelman. We all used to hang out at these big floor parties in the building, since NO ONE lived downtown in those days; Battery Park City wasn't even built yet, just graded landfill. There were I think all of four occupied residence buildings down there at the time (and I bought that apartment...1600 s.f. for $99,000!!).

    Susan had a friend who used to tag along to the parties. They were making some sort of movie, we knew, and apparently the girl, who never said much but wore interesting clothes, had some kind of part in the movie. No one had heard of her.

    It was, of course, Madonna, and the movie was Desperately Seeking Susan.
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    Feb 09, 2008 3:17 AM GMT
    I saw Madonna in concert when she was supporting the True Blue album. This was over in Germany. It was an open air venue, great summer evening. Pretty good show too.

    The amusing part was watching all the Madonna Like a Virgin wannabees roaming about.

    Then on the ride back to the air base a buddy of mine decided to steal one of the flashing warning lights you see at construction sites. The hard part was covering up the flashing light so the Politzi wouldn't pull us over.