Hey Listen...these are very important, life stuggling, life learning, and life problem solving lessons. I mean what if we go to another war, and we need an old as muthafuckn lady to kick ass in our front lines. I wanna make sure that AMerica picks the very best old lady for the job. This is very important, and as an American I am so ashamed and appalled that you asked that kind of question. Think man, what would George Washington do, what would Abe Lincoln, hell, what would Jesus do...I'll tell you, he would say, my sons and Daughters, please pick a Golden Girl, a true beastly Golden Girl, and have her help bring America to the promise land....God Bless AMerica...(tear)
...sometimes I think I smoke too much weed...LMAO!