The things we do for love....

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    Jul 12, 2010 10:40 PM GMT
    The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is
    from the gentleman seated over there, indicating the
    sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second without
    looking over at the man and decided to send a reply note.

    The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note
    from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

    The note read: "For me to accept this bottle,you need to
    have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the
    bank and 7 inches in your pants."

    After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of
    his own in return. He wrote then folded his note and then
    handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this
    to the woman.

    It read:
    "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello,
    a BMW Z-8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my
    garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank
    account. However, not even for a woman as beautiful as
    you would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine
    back."
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    Jul 12, 2010 10:49 PM GMT
    Fucking WIN! borat.gif
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    Jul 12, 2010 10:51 PM GMT
    OK, that was today's smile. icon_biggrin.gif