Jul 13, 2010 6:06 PM GMT
Click here: The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator (pops) and post whatever you get.
I got "shampooing the pink chipmunk"
I got "shampooing the pink chipmunk"
The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator
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Jul 13, 2010 6:14 PM GMT"plundering the lizard"...hmmm...idk how the alligator feels about that one -
Jul 13, 2010 6:16 PM GMTOK, I checked it, and not sure why this is a euphemism. Sounds pretty everyday to me:
Cross-examination revealed that he had a great deal of experience --
perusing the guy.
Well, of course he did, don't we all peruse guys? A meaning for peruse is: examine carefully or at length. I thought we all examined guys carefully, and especially the length.
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Jul 13, 2010 6:31 PM GMTYou can't expect me to believe you were only
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Jul 13, 2010 6:48 PM GMTOK, I found some that I would agree are true euphemisms, very clear to understand, that I think have a place in our community:
They found him naked in the alley behind the bar, beating the slippery flute.
You should have seen him playing hide the christmas tree.
I couldn't believe my best friend was actually grooming the marbles.
For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at sniffing the canyon.
Needless to say, I promptly began pounding the dermal cave.
This is not an appropriate place for beating the peach.
Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently nibbling at the pelvic oboe.
Like most guys his age, he wasn't above blowing the flute.
Arriving home early, he was shocked to walk in on his roommates trolling for the bishop.
You can't expect me to believe you were only filing the limp pastry.
Instead, he spent the night alone, wrestling the worm.
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Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM GMT"lubing the pop star"
Hmm...depends on the pop star I'm lubing, and what is being used as lube
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Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM GMT
He spent hours gargling the purple dolphin. -
Jul 13, 2010 8:51 PM GMT"retrieving the watermelon"
Sigh...story of my life. -
Jul 13, 2010 8:51 PM GMT"She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him
indulging the pickle."
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Jul 17, 2010 5:48 PM GMT"You should have seen your face! You looked like you were ..."
soiling the bulldog.
