Semen vs Moisturizer....

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    Jul 13, 2010 9:24 PM GMT
    Ok ive always wondered as i asked a friend of mines what is her secret to flawless skin as up until a year ago she had some skin acne and it was getting worse and she told me i wouldn't believe her. So i begged her to tell me...she told me that she uses her husbands semen. She says its been a lifesaver for her as it took away all her wrinkles..crows feet...and got rid of the pimples....so im wondering if i need to seriously consider throwing out my face moisturizers and start self supplying my own face creme..Anyways i did some research on the net...(as im always up for doing some form of research) and i kept finding conflicting results and reviews..I did however find that in ancient Asian cultures..Geisha's used semen to revitalize their skin and hair..making them look much younger..Is there any doctors or pharmaceutical scientist on realjock who can either say that cum is good for the skin or not? Heres some articles that i found. So before you say EWWWW..would you consider doing this..as after all your body produces it and if you eat the right foods.....would you use it since its proven that semen has healing, and anti aging properties.

    http://www.viceland.com/int/v10n8/htdocs/cum.php

    http://jezebel.com/307637/is-rubbing-cum-all-over-your-face-the-secret-to-eternal-youth
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    Jul 13, 2010 10:02 PM GMT

    If it actually works wonders, don't you think Joan Rivers would have been hawking her own line of this miracle cream on QVC after her stint on Nip/Tuck?

    Regardless- if your friend says it works, Why are you asking us? Just do it by making your own spunkcream and let us know.



    Did you actually read the links you posted?



    The semen facial burned the fuck out of our faces, and our skin stayed red and irritated well into the next day. The more we researched into the skin nourishing properties of semen, the further we were convinced there were none.

    Helen Gurley Borwn was right about one thing, semen does contain protein, and as the water in the spunk evaporates the protein is left behind. This does tighten the skin, but only in a ghetto, Queen Helene Peel-off Masque kind of way. Which means the tightening effect is gone once the product is removed. Also, if you consider that semen contains sorbitol (body alcohol), sodium, citric acid, uric acid, and chlorine, the tightening effect that a load to the face provides can be chalked up to drying of the skin. Yes- DRYING. As in, sucks moisture out of. As in, makes you look older. As in, not a moisturizer!

    And yes, semen does contain a few trace vitamins and minerals form the body, but the amount is negligible, and there's not proof that those minerals can be absorbed into the skin from the seminal plasma. You'd get better facial nourishment without the Port-A-Potty smell if you were to use a vitamin-enriched moisturizer you could get from a drugstore. Semen also contains Urea and Uric acid, so if golden showers aren't your thing, semen "facials" shouldn't be either. There's probably more piss in jizz then there is magical skin-saving properties. Swallowing spunk isn't necessarily good for you either. If you're so concerned with vitamins and antioxidants, you'd be better off taking a multivitamin like a sane person. I'm sure some fools are gonna come out of the woodwork claiming that sperm is good for women's bodies, but the fact is that there is no scientific proof to back this up, leading us to believe that this is just a lame frat-boy urban legend perpetuated to degrade ladies and fuck up their complexion at the same time.
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    Jul 13, 2010 10:22 PM GMT
    Exfoliate and moisturize.

    Consider cum on your face a treat.
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    Jul 13, 2010 10:47 PM GMT
    i would suggest shea butter instead
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    Jul 13, 2010 11:45 PM GMT
    I think being outside in the desert naked all day with no shade would be more effective.
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    Jul 13, 2010 11:47 PM GMT
    Vom. I love dick as much as the next queer but I would never, ever, ever, ever, EVER consider putting that on my face as a skin treatment. DISGUSTING.
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    Jul 13, 2010 11:51 PM GMT
    GymneeCrickets said You'd get better facial nourishment without the Port-A-Potty smell if you were to use a vitamin-enriched moisturizer you could get from a drugstore. Semen also contains Urea and Uric acid, so if golden showers aren't your thing, semen "facials" shouldn't be either.


    She should speak for herself. Not everybody's husband or boyfriend is incontinent... icon_rolleyes.gif

    Most healthy guys' semen probably contains less uric acid than her own sweat does..

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    Jul 14, 2010 12:01 AM GMT
    Semen works just as well any thing else that is mainly composed of proteins. Steaks are used to lower swelling (don't use them!), because, in part, they draw out the water.
    Egg whites are better than semen. No smell. They also take my blackheads on my nose out too.It does contain small amount of lysozymes which break cell walls-and potentially damage your skin, tears and saliva also have lysozymes.
    But like the article says, it also draws out water just like any highly proteinaceous mixer will- tightening skin. But the results are only temporary, as soon as the egg layer is washed off, your skin will become saggy.
    The pores -the cell membranes- in your skin do absorb somethings, like proteins (i.e. collagen, which is neither in eggs nor in semen)-that build new cells-which is what you want. But the absorption is negligible, just imagine what would happen if your body absorbed moisture from the air!
    But there really isn't as much uric acid/urea as the article makes you think.

    Botox works because it has C. botulina toxins in it-in small amounts they tighten your skin, in large amounts they kill you.

    But I am not a dermatologist.
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    Jul 14, 2010 12:03 AM GMT
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    Jul 14, 2010 12:05 AM GMT
    BUY THIS: clayton shagal cohly gel.

    its the most absorbed topical collagen on the market 99% and sold in plastic surgery shops. it does work, holy shit it does. burn patients use it

    I got compliments in 3 days. NO CUM. NASTY
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    Jul 14, 2010 12:13 AM GMT
    I say go for it, it has been said to be a good exfoliator, so i guess that must be good, and think about it, Semen does contain protein, but it also contains all kinds of chemicals and minerals, including water, sugar, calcium, chlorine, magnesium, nitrogen, vitamin B12, C, And E which is good for the skin, also zinc, magnesium, and bunch of other minerals...let me know how it goes, i might have to toss artificial stuff and go for the natural one.. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 14, 2010 12:29 AM GMT
    well in one of the article i posted..the guy..mentioned that his skin began to feel really smooth and sensitive/ tightened...so..im curious to know if this is true,,i know im not the only gay man whos ever thought of using it as a moisturizer.
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    Jul 14, 2010 12:34 AM GMT
    tereseus1 saidwell in one of the article i posted..the guy..mentioned that his skin began to feel really smooth and sensitive/ tightened...so..im curious to know if this is true,,i know im not the only gay man whos ever thought of using it as a moisturizer.



    no, you are not ;)
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    Jul 14, 2010 12:34 AM GMT
    It can't hurt to try.

    They do make actual face creams based on semen.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial_%28sex_act%29

    The Norwegian based company Maritex sells processed cod sperm for use in lotions and makeup, selling several tons annually.
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    Jul 14, 2010 12:35 AM GMT
    GymneeCrickets said
    If it actually works wonders, don't you think Joan Rivers would have been hawking her own line of this miracle cream on QVC after her stint on Nip/Tuck?


    I was totally thinking about that episode too. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 14, 2010 12:36 AM GMT
    Nah. I'll stick to sunscreen moisturizer, thank you. Ewww.....
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    Jul 14, 2010 12:43 AM GMT
    I guess there really is one born every minute . . .

    According to NEW YORK magazine:


    Spermine, a powerful anti-oxidant originally discovered in, yes, human sperm, is said to diminish wrinkles and smooth the skin. The substance is now being synthesized in laboratories and sold by a Norwegian company called (seriously) Bioforskning. Spermine facials (really) cost $250 at Townhouse Spa, where the substance is penetrated with ultrasound and infrared light (a more basic treatment can be found for $125 at the nearby Graceful Services). Also available at Townhouse for $175: snail-secretion facials.



    http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/56941/
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    Jul 14, 2010 1:00 AM GMT
    Actually, I also heard that if women put it on their breasts that it makes their breasts grow too. Hope this helps! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 14, 2010 1:01 AM GMT
    xuaerb saidActually, I also heard that if women put it on their breasts that it makes their breasts grow too. Hope this helps! icon_biggrin.gif


    uumm why? you wanna try that theory out?icon_lol.gif you want some puradees?
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    Jul 14, 2010 1:03 AM GMT
    Bullshit.

    If anything, semen would irritate the skin.
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    Jul 14, 2010 2:05 AM GMT
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    Jul 14, 2010 2:14 AM GMT
    There are unsubstantiated stories that the late screen legend Mae West used semen as a beauty cream in her later years. It was said she milked it from the bevy of muscle boys she always kept around her. If that's remotely true, it might be more plausible that she simply bathed in cum facials from them. She did live to be 87, so who knows?
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    Jul 14, 2010 3:10 AM GMT
    Maybe you try it. Let us know how it goes