Morningwood!

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    Jul 15, 2010 11:33 PM GMT
    Morningwood!

    Okay guys.....we all have those hard morning erections from time to time. What would you do?

    A) Have a quickie with your partner?

    B) Urinate?

    C) Take a cold shower?

    D) Choke your chicken?
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    Jul 15, 2010 11:36 PM GMT
    A., Have sex with your partner. icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 16, 2010 1:27 AM GMT
    Ha ha. I had one of those that wouldn't go away this morning. I thought about taking care of myself in the shower but didn't cause I was in a hurry. Then, I wish I had, because it kept coming back all morning while I was at work. DIstracting to say the least.
  • NashRugger

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    Jul 16, 2010 1:28 AM GMT
    Mostly B, but have somtimes done A and D.
  • Thomas757

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    Jul 16, 2010 1:38 AM GMT
    usually D....unless i'm running late. then C
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    Jul 16, 2010 1:54 AM GMT
    Always B. (How do you choke a chicken when you GOTTA urinate?!)
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    Jul 16, 2010 2:07 AM GMT
    Depends on the circumstance... all of the above?
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Jul 16, 2010 2:19 AM GMT
    hehe I jack off then go pee icon_razz.gif
  • AlanGZ

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    Jul 16, 2010 2:23 AM GMT
    Well it depends,

    if there is someone with me in bed, A for sure (but not a quickie, I love morning sex!)
    And if not well i will deal with it myself ;-)
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    Jul 16, 2010 2:25 AM GMT
    Usually, I'll just hop in the shower... if it's a saturday, or I don't have anywhere to be, I'll prolly rub it out...

    And urinate? With a boner? I can only do that in the shower where I know it's going to go down the drain
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    Jul 16, 2010 2:28 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    bricked07 saidUsually, I'll just hop in the shower... if it's a saturday, or I don't have anywhere to be, I'll prolly rub it out...

    And urinate? With a boner? I can only do that in the shower where I know it's going to go down the drain

    Oh, come on.. you've never ever urinated with a boner before?


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  • NashRugger

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    Jul 16, 2010 2:30 AM GMT
    I rarely do A because I usually like to kiss as I have sex, and ain't nobody got nice breath when they wake up though.
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    Jul 16, 2010 2:39 AM GMT
    how much time do i have??
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    Jul 16, 2010 2:42 AM GMT
    Space_Cowboy_89 saidhehe I jack off then go pee icon_razz.gif
    lol... could have done that this morning.. but I listened to the news too long
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    Jul 16, 2010 2:42 AM GMT
    usually D. then i hit the snooze alarm. and 10 minutes later if it hasn't gone away, repeat.
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    Jul 16, 2010 2:44 AM GMT
    A does not apply... usually just B.
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  • BlackBeltGuy

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    Jul 16, 2010 2:56 AM GMT
    no morning sex. i take to long to cum, bottoms like it though ; )
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    Jul 16, 2010 3:01 AM GMT
    A if the bf is around, but most likely urinate and it goes away....icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 16, 2010 3:04 AM GMT
    Mmmm I love morning wood... I mean, what is this wood you speak of. Oh who am I kidding, it's D.
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    Jul 16, 2010 3:06 AM GMT
    I grab it, bend it up, then let it slap back onto my stomach while I watch morning news. I have boners that are parallel to my stomach. You can't even push it up to a 90 degree angle. Are most guys like this? icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 16, 2010 3:09 AM GMT
    Hermes63 saidMorningwood!

    Okay guys.....we all have those hard morning erections from time to time. What would you do?

    A) Have a quickie with your partner?

    B) Urinate?

    C) Take a cold shower?

    D) Choke your chicken?



    A or D, unless B is unavoidable; which would prevent A or D from ever happening! As for C... only cause I'm trying to save money.
  • jlly_rnchr

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    Jul 16, 2010 3:23 AM GMT
    I'm boring, but I usually do secret option E) Ignore it out while I make my coffee. It's usually down pretty quick.
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    Jul 16, 2010 3:23 AM GMT
    At 51, if I have morning wood, I call the press. jk. I run a flag up it and sing the national anthem.
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    Jul 16, 2010 3:48 AM GMT
    I get wood all night long. They are so rock hard they wake me up. My bf tries to jump my wood, even at like 3 in the morning!!! ... I am trying to sleep.

    I just roll over and hope it will go away and let me sleep.
  • idkagudname

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    Jul 16, 2010 6:31 AM GMT
    I room with my bro. so can't do A or D so..

    I do B ( pee with a stiffer) most of the time and have to bend awkwardly to not miss the toilet

    lol.