Squarejaw wants to ban same-sex marriage!

  • Squarejaw

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    Jul 16, 2010 12:04 AM GMT


    And here's a follow-up:
    http://wakingupnow.com/blog/im-so-very-very-sorry
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    Jul 16, 2010 12:35 AM GMT
    If they're gonna ban anything, they need to ban NO-sex marriage, since that's how most marriages seem to end up anyway.
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    Jul 16, 2010 1:25 AM GMT


    ROFL!
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    Jul 16, 2010 2:21 AM GMT
    I laughed out freakin' loud at your last comment... awesome!
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    Jul 16, 2010 2:38 AM GMT
    Funny

    I gotta say...you have a sexy sexy voice.
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    Jul 16, 2010 2:46 AM GMT
    classic!
  • calibro

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    Jul 16, 2010 2:54 AM GMT
    still waiting for you to accept my proposal for marriage
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    Jul 16, 2010 3:07 AM GMT
    Squarejaw said

    And here's a follow-up:
    http://wakingupnow.com/blog/im-so-very-very-sorry


    Can I marry you?


  • gumbosolo

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    Jul 16, 2010 3:26 AM GMT
    Heh, I watched it trying to think at what point it became obvious that it was a satire. For me it was reading your "name," but plenty of people could get through the whole thing and think, "Well, if this well-formed, well-informed man with video editing skills says it's over, I guess it's over . . ."
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    Jul 16, 2010 3:31 AM GMT
    And now, the REAL reason Squarejaw is against same-sex marriage:

    calibro> still waiting for you to accept my proposal for marriage

    sokolowski> Can I marry you?

    Hey, bitches, I asked first!

    Er, what I mean to say is, not wanting to reject anyone (or rather everyone) and break hearts, it's just easier for Squarejaw to argue against same-sex marriage. Making him exactly the sensitive kind of guy that... everyone wants to marry! Which is probably why the website is called "wakingupnow.com", because everyone wants to wake up next to him....


    Oh, wait, I just watched the video (never mind that my use of "real reason" above suggests this isn't true) and let me suggest one thing: add a place where people can make donations to the cause (the correct one). People Like Us may comply, but I'm guessing that some of those Stupid Ones on the other side might miss the satire and send in donations, too!

    Edit: looks like gumbosolo and I were thinking on similar, if different, lines. (:

    One more thought: a homophobe wrote a dissertation on 19th century British cabinet makers (antiques!).
    Shall we play: "Predict the Scandal"? Will he be caught tapping in an airport bathroom stall, vacationing with a male escort or...?
  • gumbosolo

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    Jul 16, 2010 3:34 AM GMT
    Caesarea4 said
    Edit: looks like gumbosolo and I were thinking on similar, if different, lines. (:


    And for more reasons than one . . . I can't say I wouldn't sprint down the aisle, too.

    Gay polyandry!