And now, the REAL reason Squarejaw is against same-sex marriage:
calibro> still waiting for you to accept my proposal for marriage
sokolowski> Can I marry you?
Hey, bitches, I asked first!
Er, what I mean to say is, not wanting to reject anyone (or rather everyone) and break hearts, it's just easier for Squarejaw to argue against same-sex marriage. Making him exactly the sensitive kind of guy that... everyone wants to marry! Which is probably why the website is called "wakingupnow.com", because everyone wants to wake up next to him....
Oh, wait, I just watched the video (never mind that my use of "real reason" above suggests this isn't true) and let me suggest one thing: add a place where people can make donations to the cause (the correct one). People Like Us may comply, but I'm guessing that some of those Stupid Ones on the other side might miss the satire and send in donations, too!
Edit: looks like gumbosolo and I were thinking on similar, if different, lines. (:
One more thought: a homophobe wrote a dissertation on 19th century British cabinet makers (antiques!).
Shall we play: "Predict the Scandal"? Will he be caught tapping in an airport bathroom stall, vacationing with a male escort or...?