I broke up with my boyfriend because he didn't recycle.

  • Kevin82

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    Feb 11, 2008 5:21 AM GMT
    In retrospect. What is the silliest reason you ended a relationship.

    When I was younger I broke up with a guy who was jacking off with someone across the country on webcam. Pretty lame.
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    Feb 11, 2008 6:07 AM GMT
    I know this is going to be a potentially funny thread. Unfortunately all my boyfriends before broke up with me 'cos I EAT TOO MUCH CRAP!!! *burp* ooops, excuse me...

    Seriously... it's the lifestyle difference. They say I ruin their diet, I make them fat... and they're all South Africans, btw.icon_cool.gif
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    Feb 11, 2008 8:29 AM GMT
    I broke up with my boyfriend because he's imaginary. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Feb 11, 2008 4:50 PM GMT
    Because I couldn't stand his folk music.
  • maximumrisk

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    Feb 11, 2008 5:36 PM GMT
    Because he drove me into madness.icon_lol.gif
  • Sirkit

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    Feb 12, 2008 3:43 AM GMT
    I stopped dating a guy because he showered at nigh and preferred to dry in bed. His side of the bed was always moist and it weirded me out.
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    Feb 12, 2008 3:59 AM GMT
    just above, Sirkit wroteI stopped dating a guy because he showered at nigh and preferred to dry in bed. His side of the bed was always moist and it weirded me out.


    Eww.

    (Too bad there's no 'yuk' emoticon).
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    Feb 12, 2008 3:59 AM GMT
    Because he was straight.

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  • HndsmKansan

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    Feb 12, 2008 4:01 AM GMT
    I've only had one bf... I could talk about why I broke up with girlfriends, but I doubt if that would be what you would want to hear...LOL
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    Feb 12, 2008 4:15 AM GMT
    I once broke up with someone because they could not speak with correct grammar. I am okay with some slang thrown in, but we're talking serious gap in my ability to comprehend what he was saying even though the words were English.
    In retrospect the only reason I dated him was because he had a kickin bod.
    Glad I've gotten over that phase! (cue laughter)
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    Feb 12, 2008 4:30 AM GMT
    Sedative14 saidI broke up with my boyfriend because he's imaginary. icon_rolleyes.gif

    Those are the best kind.

    I broke up with my second boyfriend because I got really really tired of bailing him out of jail.
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    Feb 12, 2008 5:06 AM GMT
    Because he was a fat and totally happy with it!
  • Sirkit

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    Feb 12, 2008 5:10 AM GMT
    MikeOnMain said[quote][cite]just above, Sirkit wrote[/cite]I stopped dating a guy because he showered at nigh and preferred to dry in bed. His side of the bed was always moist and it weirded me out.


    Eww.

    (Too bad there's no 'yuk' emoticon).[/quote]

    It was odd... though he was clean whenever he came to be so there was a bit of a trade off there too.
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    Feb 12, 2008 5:31 AM GMT
    Because he kept wearing the same lucky pair of undies for too long. Unsanitary. He tought is was "manly" icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Kevin82

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    Feb 12, 2008 5:32 AM GMT
    Haha, I love it.
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    Feb 12, 2008 5:48 AM GMT
    Because he was an atheist. Not a happy atheist mind you, but one that would get red in the face at any mention of God or spirituality.

    I dumped another because he was a chain smoking drama addict.

    And another one because he didn't go down on me the first and last time we had sex.

    And another because kept on using the term "clean" to describe his sero-status.


    On the other side of things, my last BF dumped me because I "too nice" and didn't like to argue.
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    Feb 12, 2008 5:58 AM GMT
    onscenewishThose are the best kind.


    Yeah... icon_cry.gif

    I've been kicking myself for letting him go...

    We could've gone a loooong way together. icon_cry.gif But yeah, like ash's, he was straight too. icon_confused.gif A straight imaginary boyfriend...

    I couldn't stand it. He never reciprocated. He just stood there in my mind's eye and let me do all the work! icon_mad.gif
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    Feb 12, 2008 8:25 PM GMT
    BenignFun:

    "Because he kept wearing the same lucky pair of undies for too long. Unsanitary. He tought is was "manly"

    That is plain nasty.

    I had the opposite problem, the first boyfriend I had used to iron his underwear. He also used to be paranoid about people thinking he was gay. I found that hilarious. He walked like he had a pickle up his butt! icon_razz.gif He was also a nurse in a country where virtual every nurse is female. He had "gay" written all over him, and I didn't mind a bit.
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    Feb 12, 2008 8:31 PM GMT
    BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Feb 12, 2008 8:31 PM GMT
    Because he turned out to be a borderline-personality psychopath with a really mean streak.
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    Feb 12, 2008 8:35 PM GMT
    I am usually the guy getting dumped...

    I did break up with a guy who liked to tell me how he loved my chubby belly when we were in bed. Not really a turn on. He also stalked me a little.

    I also dumped a guy for the worst reason ever... too big for Bens. It was a shame, cause he was anice guy. But there just was nothing I could do with him sexually.
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    Feb 12, 2008 8:42 PM GMT
    jprichva said:
    Because he turned out to be a borderline-personality psychopath with a really mean streak.

    My best friend had the same issue. His boyfriend of several years turned out to be a lying, cheating sociopath who only befriended you if he could use you. My friend has not dated anyone since.

    DJBens77:

    I also dumped a guy for the worst reason ever... too big for Bens. It was a shame, cause he was anice guy. But there just was nothing I could do with him sexually.

    You may be first gay man I have come across who admits to this!icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 12, 2008 8:48 PM GMT
    jbedwards saidjprichva said:
    Because he turned out to be a borderline-personality psychopath with a really mean streak.

    My best friend had the same issue. His boyfriend of several years turned out to be a lying, cheating sociopath who only befriended you if he could use you. My friend has not dated anyone since.

    DJBens77:

    I also dumped a guy for the worst reason ever... too big for Bens. It was a shame, cause he was anice guy. But there just was nothing I could do with him sexually.

    You may be first gay man I have come across who admits to this!icon_eek.gif


    You heard that needle scratch, as well? icon_lol.gif

    I dumped a guy, VERY unceremoniously, because I wanted something serious and he was just out and still into the 'game playing' we hear so often about.
  • zakariahzol

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    Feb 12, 2008 8:49 PM GMT
    I broke with my first two bf (I was seeing two guys at the same time)because my student visa had expire and I have to leave the United States.

    I leave the third bf, because he was a drunk and will call me up at the middle of the night to pick him up outside some gay disco barely able to stand.

    The forth bf leave me to be with another man that can provide him better financially.

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    Feb 12, 2008 8:57 PM GMT
    I broke up with one because he made me late for work. I threw the ring at him and everything.icon_lol.gif

    My last boyfriend i broke up with because he was causing me to fall into a depression and for the entire month we were together was always "testing" me to see if i would break up with him. Oh well...He asked for it.icon_twisted.gif I wish he would stop calling me though.icon_mad.gif