You've got to love Karen Walker!!!!

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    Jul 16, 2010 9:54 PM GMT
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vecYnbyFIw
  • GQjock

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    Jul 16, 2010 10:13 PM GMT
    I have these all committed to memory icon_cool.gif

    1. Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?

    2. I’m too tired to slap you. Bash your face against my palm.

    3. No one in the world would believe you're straight. You fell out of the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down. And you landed on a gay guy... and you did him.

    4. If my brain could still send signals to my face, you'd see I'm horrified right now.

    5. I forget, what are you these days, gay or straight? Wait, let me do a little test. Okay, there's a penis and a vagina in a tent. And it's on fire. Which do you save?

    6. Honey, I would suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick

    7. Rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.

    8. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dreidel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.

    9. Your boyfriend's a big flaming feather-wearing man-kissing disco-dancing Vermont-living Christina Aguilera-loving Mikanos-going, honey, take it on home.

    10. Husbands come and go but the Chanel sling back is forever.

    11. I know what guilt is. It's one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don't really mean anything... You know, like 'maternal' or 'addiction'

    12. Hey, fat boy! You know the rules! No dessert until we can see your neck!

    13. I'm fabulous. I'm an incredible dresser, I've got buckets of money, I'm a hoot and a half and I got a killer rack.

    14. You'll do it like every self-respecting woman does. Get on your back, point your heels to Jesus and think of hand bags

    15. Oh honey, we're so much alike! We both love me.

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    Jul 16, 2010 11:36 PM GMT
    Epiphany77 saidhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vecYnbyFIw


    learn to embed or directly link videos or i will cut you
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    Jul 18, 2010 4:29 PM GMT
    calibro said
    Epiphany77 saidhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vecYnbyFIw


    learn to embed or directly link videos or i will cut you


    hahahahahaha! I know it irritates me too, but it wouldn't let me embed it!
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    Jul 18, 2010 4:36 PM GMT
    Karen's voice got squeaker as she got dumber... along with the rest of the cast. icon_razz.gif

    URL direct link to yours: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vecYnbyFIw


    Favorite scene:
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    Jul 18, 2010 4:37 PM GMT
    AHAHAHAHA I love Will and Grace
  • Celticmusl

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    Jul 18, 2010 4:44 PM GMT
    You can't forget:

    "I'm going to be so angry when my mood elevators wear off."

    "Well well well. Beverly Leslie, as I live and drink."

    "Well well, the old whore is back!"

    "I'm a virgin Grace, I've never seen a man's tenders!"

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    Jul 18, 2010 4:50 PM GMT
    There's a part of me that wants to go out for drinks with Karen one night! I feel like I'd probably see or do something I've never done before!!!
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    Jul 18, 2010 5:05 PM GMT
    GQjock saidI have these all committed to memory icon_cool.gif

    1. Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?

    2. I’m too tired to slap you. Bash your face against my palm.

    3. No one in the world would believe you're straight. You fell out of the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down. And you landed on a gay guy... and you did him.

    4. If my brain could still send signals to my face, you'd see I'm horrified right now.

    5. I forget, what are you these days, gay or straight? Wait, let me do a little test. Okay, there's a penis and a vagina in a tent. And it's on fire. Which do you save?

    6. Honey, I would suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick

    7. Rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.

    8. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dreidel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.

    9. Your boyfriend's a big flaming feather-wearing man-kissing disco-dancing Vermont-living Christina Aguilera-loving Mikanos-going, honey, take it on home.

    10. Husbands come and go but the Chanel sling back is forever.

    11. I know what guilt is. It's one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don't really mean anything... You know, like 'maternal' or 'addiction'

    12. Hey, fat boy! You know the rules! No dessert until we can see your neck!

    13. I'm fabulous. I'm an incredible dresser, I've got buckets of money, I'm a hoot and a half and I got a killer rack.

    14. You'll do it like every self-respecting woman does. Get on your back, point your heels to Jesus and think of hand bags

    15. Oh honey, we're so much alike! We both love me.

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    I couldn't have said it better myself... I still.watch the reruns all the time. One of my favorites is the one about the baby Jesus letting his hair down!
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    Jul 18, 2010 5:11 PM GMT
    This is my favorite Karen Walker scene. Tried to embed but youtube wouldn't give me the code...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFAWboTNSUQ