~How to get a guy on Real Jock~
- Brilliant, grammatically unmarred, witty and charismatic profile DRIPPING with originality, a zest for life and raw, animal magnetism.
- Stunning, white hot pictures that demonstrate beyond a shadow of a doubt your chiseled muscles could grace any fitness magazine cover and yet your coquette smile, deep engaging eyes and kind, boy-next-door demeanor you could bring home to mom.
- The slightest hint you have a job. And your own place.
Once you've attained the above, Congratulations! YOU'LL STILL BE FUCKING ALONE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, EXCEPT NOW PEOPLE CAN BE LIKE DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MUST BE WRONG WITH YOU IF YOU'RE THAT GREAT AND YOU'RE ALONE.