OMG....Was That A Dream?

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    Jul 18, 2010 6:10 AM GMT
    OMG....Was That A Dream?

    Here's the scenario: You live out in the backwoods with a few scattered neighbors. It's after 10:00 PM and there's a thunderstorm and it's also late July so it's also warm and humid.

    You decide to sleep in the nude with your loyal German Shepherd on the floor next to you. You begin to sleep but the lightning is getting more intense that it upsets your dog. Suddenly, everything gets quiet and the rain stops. You get up to open your front door and see that the rain has stopped. You close your door and head back to your bedroom and notice out of the corner of your right eye something shadowy move very fast.

    As you enter your bedroom, your dog is paralyzed as if he was drugged. You get freaked out and open the hall closet to put on your bathrobe, when you see the most frightening creature imaginable that you're unable to say anything and realize that you're also paralyzed.

    You find yourself being escorted to a ship where the inhabitants begin to physically inspect you and electrically prod your private parts. It's agonizingly painful that you eventually pass out!

    You awake several hours later in bed naked with a cold sweat. Your dog is sill on the floor asleep as if nothing had happened and ask yourself, did I imagine this? OMG...was that a dream I just had?

    Question: Who would be the first person you would tell of what you think had happened?
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    Jul 18, 2010 11:43 AM GMT
    I'd definitely post it on an RJ forum under the heading:

    This alien fucked me with a cattle prod and then didn't reply to my text message. Do you think I should dump him?
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    Jul 18, 2010 11:46 AM GMT
    UrsaMajor saidI'd definitely post it on an RJ forum under the heading:

    This alien fucked me with a cattle prod and then didn't reply to my text message. Do you think I should dump him?


    LMAO!!! icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 18, 2010 12:00 PM GMT
    Umm hell to the effin' nah I'm not going have people think I'm crazy and but me in a home somewhere. I'll shutup and think it was a dream.
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    Jul 18, 2010 12:07 PM GMT
    UrsaMajor saidI'd definitely post it on an RJ forum under the heading:

    This alien fucked me with a cattle prod and then didn't reply to my text message. Do you think I should dump him?


    excellent !!!
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    Jul 18, 2010 2:11 PM GMT
    If I told anyone that I'd start with - "I had the strangest dream!"

    That kinda reminds me of the dream I had back in high school when I lived in the country. I woke from a dream about two dimensional paper witches chasing me that looked like the kind you see hanging on walls during Halloween. Anyway, I woke from that dream and saw a light shining through my window. The blinds were closed so I couldn't actually see out the window. The light started moving upward and then I woke up again.

    I call it a dream within a dream though I did see/dream some freaky stuff back then.
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    Jul 18, 2010 2:41 PM GMT
    Probably only the few people who I think will be interested in knowing, like RJs here icon_biggrin.gif