PROBLEM: FARTING while having sex.

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    Jul 19, 2010 7:23 AM GMT
    Is there anyway to stop a person from farting when having sex? Is that a way someone is telling you he doesn't want any tonight? Such a big turn-off.
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    Jul 19, 2010 9:02 AM GMT


    lol.. funny funny topic that i sadly beleive is serious... umm i have no advice on topic and busy laughing to think of something kool to say...lol
  • Bunjamon

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    Jul 22, 2010 9:32 AM GMT
    Flatulence is a natural bodily function. Some people are prone to being gassy (raises hand) and some aren't. The best thing to do is avoid the foods that make you gassy when you know you're going to be intimate with someone.

    Farting is not a way to tell someone you don't want to be intimate. Saying, "Not today/tonight/right now, I'm feeling a little gassy. Let's roll around instead," is. If a guy farts during sex, you should laugh it off. 'Cause farting is kind of funny, right? He didn't do it specifically to gross you out, and if you're the bigger man you'd make the embarrassing situation a little lighter by not making a big deal out of it.
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    Jul 22, 2010 9:38 AM GMT
    Have him try to imitate as many of these farts as possible before sex, then he should be gas-free within a few minutes: http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm
  • Navyboy

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    Jul 22, 2010 10:19 AM GMT
    I'm always farting, haha
    if you do it while sex ahh well as long as you dont dutch oven everything is cool

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    Jul 22, 2010 1:31 PM GMT
    maybe some preparation beforehand will help? like charcoal tablets or a less bean oriented diet?
  • rnch

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    Jul 22, 2010 2:29 PM GMT
    as long as you are not rimming him when it happens; what's the big deal?

    here in new orleans, the combination of spicy, tasty food and abundant alcohol often makes for some explosive events. icon_lol.gif

    truth be told; i like the feeling of my bf's gas release sliding past my condom covered, lubed up penis when i am deep inside of him. icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 23, 2010 12:15 AM GMT
    Yes. Take a long tube and shove it up his ass about 24 inches. Then, suck all his farty gas out...

    Honey, you are playing with ass and ass means gas. Just ignore it when it happens and move on with the task at hand. For the love of sodomy, you are fucking. Just have a giggle and dive back in.
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    Jul 23, 2010 1:30 AM GMT
    I'm perturbed by some of the comments.

    But anyway, gay sex requires work, or in other words: you can't Magic Missile without preparing the incantations.
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    Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM GMT
    The only few things I can say to help are......

    Maybe fucking him gently and slowly at the start then work out a rythem?, dont use too much lube? tell him to tense his arse a little?

    Sorry if this doesn't help, I'm not a farter when being fucked!
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    Jul 24, 2010 8:13 PM GMT
    Don't worry about "gas"...worry if there is a "lump" after! LOL!!!!..."gas" is just clearing a path for "a shit"! icon_lol.gif
  • maximumrisk

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    Jul 24, 2010 8:23 PM GMT
    Farting while sex is funny, its not intentional and it comes with the territory, but still I cant hold my laugh if somebody farts strongly meanwhile.

    What I really cant handle is if material comes with it. I can do whatever I want, but the smell of shit kills me every time.
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    Jul 26, 2010 3:14 AM GMT
    it happens...so just gotta deal with it

    Navyboy saidI'm always farting, haha
    if you do it while sex ahh well as long as you dont dutch oven everything is cool

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    n Navyboy couldn't have said it better. haha
  • drypin

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    Aug 05, 2010 7:57 AM GMT
    makavelli saidI'm perturbed by some of the comments.

    But anyway, gay sex requires work, or in other words: you can't Magic Missile without preparing the incantations.


    A Dungeons & Dragons reference. Something you don't see every day. icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 12, 2010 8:57 AM GMT
    the first time i tried to top he farted while i was rimming him... ive never topped aand i dont think i ever will
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    Aug 12, 2010 10:52 AM GMT
    Haha, I think this is pretty disgusting! I've felt the urge a few times but I'm able to hold it in, the only time you might get a bit of a fart is if you are fucking someone and then pull out and you'd trapped a bit of air up there with your vigorous pounding.

    But these kind of air biscuits are usually odourless. As for farting while being rimmed...would put you off for life!