how to be straight acting

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    Jul 20, 2010 7:46 PM GMT
    here it is, guys, the secret of how to pass as straight:

    (1) get really out of shape
    (2) dress badly
    (3) have no emotional intelligence
    (4) eat badly
    (5) enjoy sex with women.

  • Delivis

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    Jul 20, 2010 7:48 PM GMT
    5 is the only one that counts.
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:01 PM GMT
    Well, I have (2) and (3) down pat. The others are a little more difficult for me. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:01 PM GMT
    'Straight acting' is a bloody awful term. You sort of know what it means, but it sounds like a bit of a scam. 'Masculine' is far more apt.
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:03 PM GMT
    I prefer not to get dressed at all, so no.2 is out of the question.
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:05 PM GMT
    No that's not "acting" straight, that just sounds like someone who doesn't care much about themselves

    I've also seen these traits within gay men, except the last one of course being that they are gay lol.

    There is no such thing as "acting straight" or "acting gay", both are such stupid terms and non existent.

    There are some men who are very masculine, gay or straight.. And there are some men who are pretty feminine gay or straight. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:05 PM GMT
    you should totally write a book!! it'd be a SELLER! haha
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:08 PM GMT
    IHG84 saidNo that's not "acting" straight, that just sounds like someone who doesn't care much about themselves

    I've also seen these traits within gay men, except the last one of course being that they are gay lol.

    There is no such thing as "acting straight" or "acting gay", both are such stupid terms and non existent.

    There are some men who are very masculine, gay or straight.. And there are some men who are pretty feminine gay or straight. icon_rolleyes.gif


    lighten up. It's a joke. icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:09 PM GMT
    IHG84 saidNo that's not "acting" straight, that just sounds like someone who doesn't care much about themselves

    I've also seen these traits within gay men, except the last one of course being that they are gay lol.

    There is no such thing as "acting straight" or "acting gay", both are such stupid terms and non existent.

    There are some men who are very masculine, gay or straight.. And there are some men who are pretty feminine gay or straight. icon_rolleyes.gif



    i'm sorry, but you used the terms masculine and feminine to explain your ideas about the expression of sexual identity, and those two words are as fraught with problems as "gay acting" and "straight acting" are. your house is built upon sand.
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:11 PM GMT
    Ironically, very few admit to being feminine or "gay acting" LOL
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:11 PM GMT
    dancerjack said--


    I hate it when people bump me. Don't you know I like being that last poster so that I get more attention!

    Now apologize!

    (I'm so gay according to this grading system.)
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:27 PM GMT
    I am str8 , the only thing gay about me is my cock.....he likes male ass.
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:29 PM GMT
    MrNomore said I am str8 , the only thing gay about me is my cock.....he likes male ass.


    Maybe your cock is a she, like in Spanish.
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:32 PM GMT
    viveutvivas said
    MrNomore said I am str8 , the only thing gay about me is my cock.....he likes male ass.


    Maybe your cock is a she, like in Spanish.
    "Pinga" is a feminine word in Spanish. icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:33 PM GMT
    IHG84 saidNo that's not "acting" straight, that just sounds like someone who doesn't care much about themselves
    ...especially #5. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:33 PM GMT
    viveutvivas said
    MrNomore said I am str8 , the only thing gay about me is my cock.....he likes male ass.


    Maybe your cock is a she, like in Spanish.


    my cock might be a she, she cries a lot. very emotional , it also gets pissy like a bitch on rags.
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:35 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    viveutvivas said
    MrNomore said I am str8 , the only thing gay about me is my cock.....he likes male ass.


    Maybe your cock is a she, like in Spanish.
    "Pinga" is a feminine word in Spanish. icon_wink.gif


    I was thinking of polla in Castilian Spanish, but you are right also.
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:37 PM GMT
    MrNomore said
    viveutvivas said
    MrNomore said I am str8 , the only thing gay about me is my cock.....he likes male ass.


    Maybe your cock is a she, like in Spanish.


    my cock might be a she, she cries a lot. very emotional , it also gets pissy like a bitch on rags.


    Cry me a river...
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:37 PM GMT
    viveutvivas said
    paulflexes said
    viveutvivas said
    MrNomore said I am str8 , the only thing gay about me is my cock.....he likes male ass.


    Maybe your cock is a she, like in Spanish.
    "Pinga" is a feminine word in Spanish. icon_wink.gif


    I was thinking of polla in Castilian Spanish, but you are right also.
    Ohhhhhhh a new Spanish cuss word. Yay! icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:42 PM GMT
    I admit this is a pet peeve of mine. i HATE it when gay guys say "I want someone straight acting or I am straight acting" ...if you are looking to suck a male's dick or fuck a male ass, you are gay, there is nothing straight about it. Damn stupid peoples.

    I know that this is a satirical post, but I am just saying for the general population.
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:43 PM GMT
    tbakes18 saidI admit this is a pet peeve of mine. i HATE it when gay guys say "I want someone straight acting or I am straight acting" ...if you are looking to suck a male's dick or fuck a male ass, you are gay, there is nothing straight about it. Damn stupid peoples.


    I disagree. What they are saying is that they are not turned on by effeminate guys. That is a legitimate preference.
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:44 PM GMT
    tbakes18 saidI admit this is a pet peeve of mine. i HATE it when gay guys say "I want someone straight acting or I am straight acting" ...if you are looking to suck a male's dick or fuck a male ass, you are gay, there is nothing straight about it. Damn stupid peoples.

    I know that this is a satirical post, but I am just saying for the general population.
    What if I just want to grope a male's muscles? Can I still be gay? Purdy pleeze? icon_biggrin.gif
  • GQjock

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    Jul 20, 2010 10:44 PM GMT
    (1) get really out of shape
    (2) dress badly
    (3) have no emotional intelligence
    (4) eat badly
    (5) enjoy sex with women.


    WHEW ..... Thank God I'm Gay icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 20, 2010 10:48 PM GMT
    What's the point of acting? Like the Beatles, just let it be.

    (That was a good one eh)
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    Jul 20, 2010 11:00 PM GMT
    I totally agree with number 3. They have NO emotional intelligence or maturity whatsoever!