Well, poop. I need men in my life.

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    Jul 21, 2010 4:32 AM GMT
    So I've noticed a trend in all the classes I've been teaching.

    They are about 98% women. Consistently.

    I don't have cute men coming to my class and that's just sad. I get the college/high school girls and, while I love my O'Keeffe models, I'm bummed that all I see are bobbling breasts.

    Well, I take that back. I'm actually very fascinated by breasts. So useless, so pointless, so dangerous. And yet so entertaining!

    Anyhow, you'd thing that the males at my gym would get the hint that the cute girls go to my classes and therefore should JOIN my class for their daily visual treats. But no.

    Whatever. I'm just needing to send a HUGE sigh to the cyberworld. We will now return to your regularly scheduled programming icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 21, 2010 4:34 AM GMT
    Damn dude that sucks...what kinda classes do you teach?
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    Jul 21, 2010 4:42 AM GMT
    SC_Rider said...
    Anyhow, you'd thing that the males at my gym would get the hint that the cute girls go to my classes and therefore should JOIN my class for their daily visual treats. But no.
    ...
    That proves how "straight" they are.
    But why would you want them in your class? I'd be wanting them in my bed!
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    Jul 21, 2010 5:23 AM GMT
    Spin.

    And I'm kinda sorta glad hot guys aren't in my class. I wear full-on cycling gear so I have spandex on. One wrong move/glance and, well, it's sayonara modesty.

    Actually, belay that last statement. I've already done that icon_eek.gif
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    Jul 21, 2010 5:27 AM GMT
    SC_Rider saidSo I've noticed a trend in all the classes I've been teaching.

    They are about 98% women. Consistently.


    God that fucking sucks! When I was a psychology major, most classes were like 75% woman. Fuckin annoying. I should have been a Business major.
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    Jul 21, 2010 5:29 AM GMT
    JB82 said
    SC_Rider saidSo I've noticed a trend in all the classes I've been teaching.

    They are about 98% women. Consistently.


    God that fucking sucks! When I was a psychology major, most classes were like 75% woman. Fuckin annoying. I should have been a Business major.


    Or Physical Sciences. My University had a BOAT load of hunks who majored in that field. All destined to become trainers.

    Or Porn stars, whichever came first icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 21, 2010 5:41 AM GMT
    This apparently is some kind of physical fitness class? I taught college PE for 3 years, and most of my students were men.

    I was entitled to use the coaches/instructors locker room, but instead I chose a locker in the student area, and would shower after class with my male students. The gang shower had a number of these poles with 4 shower heads you all stood around in a circle, and it took all my control not to go hard with these naked college-age hunks facing me.

    My course was called Military Physical Conditioning 102. Maybe if you renamed your class you'd get more guys in it.
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    Jul 21, 2010 1:06 PM GMT
    Wilton saidThis apparently is some kind of physical fitness class? I taught college PE for 3 years, and most of my students were men.

    I was entitled to use the coaches/instructors locker room, but instead I chose a locker in the student area, and would shower after class with my male students. The gang shower had a number of these poles with 4 shower heads you all stood around in a circle, and it took all my control not to go hard with these naked college-age hunks facing me.

    My course was called Military Physical Conditioning 102. Maybe if you renamed your class you'd get more guys in it.


    That's a brilliant idea.

    Maybe I can pitch a change to 24's upper management. Any ideas for a new name?
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    Jul 21, 2010 1:17 PM GMT
    SC_Rider saidAny ideas for a new name?
    Men in tights.
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    Jul 21, 2010 2:22 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    SC_Rider saidAny ideas for a new name?
    Men in tights.


    sound more like robin hood film icon_question.gif

    robin hood spin class and his merry men
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    Jul 21, 2010 2:51 PM GMT
    Yeah I teach fitness classes too and I'm sorry to say but that's the trend in group exercise. Women tend to prefer the group classes.

    However, I do find more and more men coming to yoga... some are gay, some aren't. But they seem to be opening up to the idea!
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    Jul 21, 2010 4:45 PM GMT
    Band of Brothers spin class


    Band of Brothers was a phrase used by Rear-Admiral Horatio Nelson to refer to the captains under his command just prior to and at the Battle of the Nile in 1798.[1] The phrase, taken from Shakespeare's Henry V, later came to be more generally applied to his relationship with the captains and men under his command, such as at the Battle of Trafalgar. The usage helped to popularise the phrase in reference to a closely-knit group of fighting men.

    The last sentence maybe no good in spin icon_rolleyes.gif
    but after spin maybe do a bit of Wrestling icon_biggrin.gif


    now just what type of music ? no girly music real mens music



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    Jul 21, 2010 4:46 PM GMT
    Whole new meaning to sit and spin eh? LOLicon_lol.gif
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    Jul 21, 2010 5:29 PM GMT
    May I offer a little insight as to why: you’re too attractive?
    I wanted to take my gyms’ spin class, even spent hours on the bike as to not embarrass myself by showing how out of shape I was. After weeks of training I finally felt I was ready. I get in the class and mounted my aluminum steed when in walks the most attractive guy EVER; of course, he was the instructor. Spending 30 min looking at this man was more than my heart (among other things) could stand. Seriously could you wear a baggy pair of sweats or something that doesn’t show how freak’n cut you are. Maybe move your bike to the back of the room so I could concentrate on bringing my heart-rate up instead of down.
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    Jul 22, 2010 4:16 AM GMT
    armylad said
    paulflexes said
    SC_Rider saidAny ideas for a new name?
    Men in tights.


    sound more like robin hood film icon_question.gif

    robin hood spin class and his merry men


    I like "Men In Tights". I just don't know if I can find green tights. With a saddle cushion.

    Hmmmm...maybe you're on to something? Now the question becomes, do I have to wear the hat? icon_eek.gif
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    Jul 22, 2010 4:21 AM GMT
    shirty saidYeah I teach fitness classes too and I'm sorry to say but that's the trend in group exercise. Women tend to prefer the group classes.

    However, I do find more and more men coming to yoga... some are gay, some aren't. But they seem to be opening up to the idea!


    I remember my first yoga class. This really hot guy was next to me the entire time. Trying to keep a steady breath and ONLY concentrating on the move at hand was near impossible. We were doing a balance move once and I was having issues, since the move required us to let our hips be...er...slightly out. Mr. Hot Cakes was making me do a tree pose on top of our standing Buddha Flying crane pose, or whatever the hell it was called. I was quickly losing my balance.

    In the heat of the moment (as well as in the most meditative portion), I started tumbling and mumbled, née loudly said, "FUCK!" before keeling over like a midget in the forest.

    That did it for me. To this date, I'm not sure if he thought I was an idiot or just plain out clumsy. Maybe in the future, I'll take it again and see where he stands, so to speak. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 22, 2010 4:35 AM GMT
    armylad said
    now just what type of music ? no girly music real mens music


    Hmmm...I use all types. From Van Halen to Miley Cyrus. Now before you get all "Oh no, she didn't" on me, I got the Miley Cyrus song "Can't Be Tamed (Remix)" from the forums here a while back.

    I've been doing a series of thematic classes with music from the 80's, 90's, and current, with the eventual goal of doing a Glee class, which is building anticipation and I'm actually nervous about it icon_redface.gif

    Unless you have song ideas? . . .


    dustin_K_tx saidMay I offer a little insight as to why: you’re too attractive?
    I wanted to take my gyms’ spin class, even spent hours on the bike as to not embarrass myself by showing how out of shape I was. After weeks of training I finally felt I was ready. I get in the class and mounted my aluminum steed when in walks the most attractive guy EVER; of course, he was the instructor. Spending 30 min looking at this man was more than my heart (among other things) could stand. Seriously could you wear a baggy pair of sweats or something that doesn’t show how freak’n cut you are. Maybe move your bike to the back of the room so I could concentrate on bringing my heart-rate up instead of down.


    Awww! I'm flattered. Think of it this way - you can get your heart rate up to levels hitherto unknown to humankind! Also, imagine it as motivation for you to pedal faster. The faster you pedal, the more tired you get and the more you can't think about anything else except for how much you just want to sleep!