OMG!!! soooooo EMBARASSSSED!!!!

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    Jul 23, 2010 3:38 AM GMT
    Sooooo.....I'm the type of guy that tends to be a clutz and also embarasses himself atleast once a day.....

    Today i went out to grab an iced latte from Bulldog coffee....I was happy and excited about my cool, sexy, sugar free beverage....I got an important email and ofcourse started to read it on my blackberry while I walked.......RIGHT INTO A POLE!!!! luckily my face is ok...thank god! cause my LATTE was in the way, as it squished into my chest it gushed out like a volcano and spilled ALL OVER ME!!!! and ofcourse with my luck there were a bunch of people across the street available to Laugh their ass of at me.....THEN!!!! i get to the intersection cleaning myself off with napkins and I continue to cross the street not realizing it's NOT MY RIGHT OF WAY! with drivers all of a sudden honking their horns at me and screaming profanities........stephanie tanner says " HOW RUDE"!!!!!

    all I can do is laugh it off hahaha but boy was that embarassing......


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    what is one of your most embarassing moments???
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    Jul 23, 2010 3:48 AM GMT
    crazycool saidI was happy and excited about my cool, Sexy, Sugar Free Beverage...




    LMAO!! I'm sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing after reading this..I'll try to finish the rest of your OP after the laughter ceases. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 23, 2010 3:51 AM GMT
    LOL laugh away, also know that this was JUST BEFORE getting into work...... icon_redface.gif i laughed myself, after i ran away crying hysterically!!!! icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 23, 2010 3:54 AM GMT
    Well it's good to have a good laugh at yourself every now and then. I'm still too embarrassed about my MOST embarrassing moment to share it with the world... I need more time icon_cry.gif
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    Jul 23, 2010 4:01 AM GMT
    crazycool saidSooooo.....I'm the type of guy that tends to be a clutz and also embarasses himself atleast once a day.....

    Today i went out to grab an iced latte from Bulldog coffee....I was happy and excited about my cool, sexy, sugar free beverage....I got an important email and ofcourse started to read it on my blackberry while I walked.......RIGHT INTO A POLE!!!! luckily my face is ok...thank god! cause my LATTE was in the way, as it squished into my chest it gushed out like a volcano and spilled ALL OVER ME!!!! and ofcourse with my luck there were a bunch of people across the street available to Laugh their ass of at me.....THEN!!!! i get to the intersection cleaning myself off with napkins and I continue to cross the street not realizing it's NOT MY RIGHT OF WAY! with drivers all of a sudden honking their horns at me and screaming profanities........stephanie tanner says " HOW RUDE"!!!!!

    all I can do is laugh it off hahaha but boy was that embarassing......


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    what is one of your most embarassing moments???


    LOL that's gold. Uh, I guess mine would be 1st grade. I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom. Instead she tells me to wait 5 minutes until lunch time, and tells me to go up and read something in front of the class. Long story short I pissed my pants right infront of everybody. Luckily I never got made fun of for it after that day.
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    Jul 23, 2010 4:12 AM GMT
    Haha, I would have died! But you played it off petty well.

    Last new years, I ended up getting pretty wasted. A bunch of my friends and I were at another friends house, well we had ran out of food so our sober friend Chris decided to go get some at walmart, so my drunk self and my best friend decide to go with him, right when we got to walmart I threw up in his car just as I swung the door open, got all over my sleeves and his floor mat (opps).

    SO my best friend Sham, thinks its the funniest thing in the world, we both just start laughing hysterically dropped on the ground, I'm sure in some throw up and was crying at this point. Next week I get a video on my phone sent to me of this very same incident, it turns out that chris had recorded the whole thing on his phone and sent it to all of our friends... We laughed so hard and called ourselves dumbassess but it was so embarrassing even to this day!
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    Jul 23, 2010 4:30 AM GMT
    I was just at a dinner party tonight, where the host always asks all of us to take turns answering questions as we sit at the table. Tonight's included relating an embarrassing incident about ourselves.

    Mine was this: I attended a wedding in 1977, and during the huge reception afterwards a professional MC was introducing the wedding party as they entered. The rest of us were already seated at banquet tables.

    There were a dozen bridesmaids and a dozen groomsmen, who appeared at the head of a stair paired up as couples, to be named as they came down. One guy was my friend, and extremely handsome, who could have any woman he wanted (and usually did).

    The bridesmaid on his arm, however, was short, fat & dumpy, nothing like what he would ever date, nor have to. So I joked to my own date: "She's not quite up to Tom's standards, is she?"

    The guy seated across from me at the long banquet table snapped back at me: "She doesn't need to be -- that's my wife!" I thought he was gonna punch me.

    She later joined her husband directly across from me, and I had to sit with them through dinner. At the first opportunity I fled for the dance floor, and spent the rest of the evening visiting friends at other tables, never returning to my own, and leaving early. My own fault, but at least it taught me a lesson about my bitchy mouth. icon_sad.gif
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    Jul 23, 2010 4:38 AM GMT
    You probably won't live long unless you start paying attention to what you're doing.

    Sad thing is that you just might fuck up somebody else's life while you snuff yourself out. Like...somebody hits you while you're crossing the street...splatters you, shatters your bones like so much cheap pottery, because YOU'RE too busy thinking about getting buttsexed. Now, that person has to live with the grief of a dented grill, hood, and cracked windshield.

    Wake up, child!

    Have you ever heard of "The Darwin Awards"?
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    Jul 23, 2010 4:42 AM GMT
    I don't know what I would have done. I probably would have been wearing my white jeans too. I woulda wanted to walk right into traffic too, haha. You are too funny! I got a great visual of you with this.
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    Jul 23, 2010 4:42 AM GMT
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    OMG that's awesome.. I did that once but never that bad lol
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    Jul 23, 2010 4:43 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidYou probably won't live long unless you start paying attention to what you're doing.

    Sad thing is that you just might fuck up somebody else's life while you snuff yourself out. Like...somebody hits you while you're crossing the street...splatters you, shatters your bones like so much cheap pottery, because YOU'RE too busy thinking about getting buttsexed. Now, that person has to live with the grief of a dented grill, hood, and cracked windshield.

    Wake up, child!

    Have you ever heard of "The Darwin Awards"?



    LOL hahaha you my mom reacted the exact same way and said " WAKE UP CHILD!!!" LOL thanks mom!
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    Jul 23, 2010 4:43 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidYou probably won't live long unless you start paying attention to what you're doing.

    Sad thing is that you just might fuck up somebody else's life while you snuff yourself out. Like...somebody hits you while you're crossing the street...splatters you, shatters your bones like so much cheap pottery, because YOU'RE too busy thinking about getting buttsexed. Now, that person has to live with the grief of a dented grill, hood, and cracked windshield.

    Wake up, child!

    Have you ever heard of "The Darwin Awards"?


    Dang dude, take the fun out of everything why don't you?....... tho you do have a valid point.
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    Jul 23, 2010 4:44 AM GMT
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    LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! amazeballs! atleast he didn't have a latte in his hand!
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    Jul 23, 2010 4:45 AM GMT
    Tmazzer saidHaha, I would have died! But you played it off petty well.

    Last new years, I ended up getting pretty wasted. A bunch of my friends and I were at another friends house, well we had ran out of food so our sober friend Chris decided to go get some at walmart, so my drunk self and my best friend decide to go with him, right when we got to walmart I threw up in his car just as I swung the door open, got all over my sleeves and his floor mat (opps).

    SO my best friend Sham, thinks its the funniest thing in the world, we both just start laughing hysterically dropped on the ground, I'm sure in some throw up and was crying at this point. Next week I get a video on my phone sent to me of this very same incident, it turns out that chris had recorded the whole thing on his phone and sent it to all of our friends... We laughed so hard and called ourselves dumbassess but it was so embarrassing even to this day!



    ummmm ewwww hahahaha I WANT TO SEE THE VIDEO!!!! upload it pls!!! haha that's hilarious!
  • solak

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    Jul 23, 2010 4:47 AM GMT
    i sharted once in front of my roommates.. not so much embarrassing as funny as hell though
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    Jul 23, 2010 4:50 AM GMT
    hahahahah....Oooooohhh God.... Ouch that must hurt...Poor reporter
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    Jul 23, 2010 4:50 AM GMT
    sadly I dont have it anymore. icon_cry.gif
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    Jul 23, 2010 5:32 AM GMT
    Tmazzer saidsadly I dont have it anymore. icon_cry.gif



    well boooo to the hooooo then that's a bummer haha I love that it happened in walmart of all places too
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    Jul 23, 2010 6:05 AM GMT
    Having been a pitifully shy little boy, I have a long list of embarrassing moments, beginning with shitting my pants when I was in the 1st grade. I can remember standing in line with the other kids, waiting to go into the cafeteria for lunch, and several kids standing quite a ways away from me, holding their noses, and my teacher pulling me out of the line. That's all I remember about the incident.
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    Jul 23, 2010 6:09 AM GMT
    hmmmmmm most embarrassing moment............ sophomore year in high school i went to prom and the after parties i drank for some retarded reason and i apparently sing and dance to lady gaga when im completely wasted haha it was horrible my friends recorded it and it was just great after i got over the embarrassment.
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    Jul 23, 2010 7:07 AM GMT
    You need a guy to look after you. I´m on the plane.
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    Jul 23, 2010 7:11 AM GMT
    crazycool saidSooooo.....I'm the type of guy that tends to be a clutz and also embarasses himself atleast once a day.....

    Today i went out to grab an iced latte from Bulldog coffee....I was happy and excited about my cool, sexy, sugar free beverage....I got an important email and ofcourse started to read it on my blackberry while I walked.......RIGHT INTO A POLE!!!! luckily my face is ok...thank god! cause my LATTE was in the way, as it squished into my chest it gushed out like a volcano and spilled ALL OVER ME!!!! and ofcourse with my luck there were a bunch of people across the street available to Laugh their ass of at me.....THEN!!!! i get to the intersection cleaning myself off with napkins and I continue to cross the street not realizing it's NOT MY RIGHT OF WAY! with drivers all of a sudden honking their horns at me and screaming profanities........stephanie tanner says " HOW RUDE"!!!!!

    all I can do is laugh it off hahaha but boy was that embarassing......


    NOW!!!!

    what is one of your most embarassing moments???


    I am a clumsy-ass fool... I spill things all the time!
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    Jul 23, 2010 7:38 AM GMT
    icon_biggrin.gif My Most Embarrasing Moment is watching gay porn in an internet cafe and only realizing afterwards that my earphones weren't plugged in properly. I wondered why the woman was giving me strange looks.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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    Jul 23, 2010 7:39 AM GMT
    Webster666 saidHaving been a pitifully shy little boy, I have a long list of embarrassing moments, beginning with shitting my pants when I was in the 1st grade. I can remember standing in line with the other kids, waiting to go into the cafeteria for lunch, and several kids standing quite a ways away from me, holding their noses, and my teacher pulling me out of the line. That's all I remember about the incident.


    I can sympathize - i was always wetting myself at school as a wee lad.