So theres this boy...

  • InsatiableBlo...

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    Jul 25, 2010 6:51 PM GMT
    He's 78.
    I just turned 18.

    I mean age is just a number, right?

    ANYWAY, on my 18th B'day he took me out to the club in his new Hover Round (the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs, if you must know) and as we were canoodling in his lap I noticed all the twinks, drag queens, and muscle boiz staring at us.
    And I was lyke don't be j e a l o u s. After all, how dare them check out MY man!


    Buy lyke yeah, do you think in todays society it will workout between us?






    PS HAS THIS TOPIC BEEN DONE BEFORE?


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    Jul 26, 2010 2:26 AM GMT
    Ok first of all, I don't think they were looking to steal your very very old man. I think the looks are WTF!?!!?!?!
    Second, your profile says that you are 22 so either you are a pathological liar or something's wrong with you.
    Third, where did you find him? Retirement house? (I doubt he is capable of using the internet to search for twinks)
    Fourth, Be sure not to break any of his bones
    Fifth, Why am I even wasting my brain cells responding to this thread?
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    Jul 26, 2010 2:28 AM GMT
    I hope there are guys like you still around when I'm 78.
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    Jul 26, 2010 2:30 AM GMT
    That story has been done before.

    At least the old guy was a Texas billionaire and she a model/actress. Now they are both dead.

    the end
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    Jul 26, 2010 2:30 AM GMT
    Love is blind after all.
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    Jul 26, 2010 2:30 AM GMT
    bernd saidThat story has been done before.

    At least the old guy was a Texas billionaire and she a model/actress. Now they are both dead.

    the end



    Win.
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    Jul 26, 2010 2:32 AM GMT
    dancerjack saidLove is blind after all.
    Apparently lust is too. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 26, 2010 2:33 AM GMT
    This is a good illustration of how age isn't really just a number. Nothing wrong with dating inter-generationally, but it's different in it's own way. LTR has a whole different meaning when you're 78. But, if you're into balls that swing like a grandfather clock, all the power to you. You're definitely giving this old man some joy on his way out.
  • mcwclewis

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    Jul 26, 2010 2:37 AM GMT
    T---------rolllllin'......
  • InsatiableBlo...

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    Jul 26, 2010 2:38 AM GMT
    dancerjack said
    bernd saidThat story has been done before.

    At least the old guy was a Texas billionaire and she a model/actress. Now they are both dead.

    the end



    Win.


    Yes, I know! I love Anna! She is my idol forevv.
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    Jul 26, 2010 2:39 AM GMT
    he took me out to the club in his new Hover Round (the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs, if you must know)



    You guys went clubbing, and he was. In. A. Wheelchair.? OK I don't believe that icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 26, 2010 2:47 AM GMT
    devilish_intentions saidhe took me out to the club in his new Hover Round (the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs, if you must know)



    You guys went clubbing, and he was. In. A. Wheelchair.? OK I don't believe that icon_lol.gif
    Shhh...don't spoil the joke! icon_wink.gif