One bat-shit crazy poem: Obama Is A Communist! Errr...wait a King!

  • swimbikerun

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    Jul 26, 2010 5:11 AM GMT


    Sunbathing Naked (Day One)
    by Victoria Jackson

    I’m sunbathing naked in my backyard. I’m on the lookout for bees. Yesterday one stung me on my thigh. Thoughts are swimming in my sun baked head. One thought keeps popping out amidst the others.

    I can’t keep up with him.

    There’s a strange, red bump inside my eyelid.
    Scarlet is pregnant with my first grandchild.

    I can’t keep up with him.

    Teenager wants to move back to FL.
    Three pimples are on my chin because I ate three potato chips yesterday.

    I can’t keep up with him.

    There is a bee hive under my roof.
    There is a Communist Living in the White House.

    I can’t keep up with him.

    Every time I try to research his newest Communistic endeavor, he does a new one! I just can’t keep up!

    With lightning speed he and his minions are setting fire to The Constitution, looting and pillaging the Court System, and hanging Abraham Lincoln from a tree!

    Every time I pass the TV I do a double take. Fox News only.

    CNN plays footage of oil soaked pelicans or Lindsey Lohan over and over and that’s it. The other networks play Mel Gibson’s voice mail and completely ignore the Voter Intimidation case where Black Panthers scream stuff about killing white people, crackers, and their babies. Clinton and Obama are singing the praises of the late Senator Byrd, the KKK guy who hated black people. Breitbart puts out the Sherrod video showing that “hate speech” goes both ways! And, the media goes nuts!!

    I just learned that Obama’s favorite book, Rules for Radicals, is dedicated to

    Lucifer!! Wow! No wonder!

    Suing AZ to get Latin votes?!

    I can’t keep up with him!

    NASA’s new mission statement: forget the moon, be nice to Muslims?! ... What?!

    New 10% tax on tanning salons to pay for Obamacare?! Next, it will be on…hair weaves…just to balance out the racial fairness? Right?

    I can’t keep up with him.

    Another Spendulus to insure the destruction of the middle class?!

    I can’t keep up with him

    ….I was reading in 1 Samuel 8 how Israel wanted a king and God did not want them to have a human king. God was the King of Israel. He gave them The Ten Commandments and other super smart laws, like not eating pork (it was not sanitary) and getting circumcised (prevention of disease), and ”an eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth” (crime prevention). God wanted people to obey Him because He is the smartest leader and loves us the most. But, Israel wanted a king really, really bad. A human King. God relented.

    King Saul was elected. And it was bad for everyone.

    This reminds me of America. When God was the King of America we were blessed. Our founding fathers built our country on the Judeo-Christian foundation of The Ten Commandments and the presence of no human King. The colonists were escaping the human king of England, seeking religious freedom and they set up our Government purposefully to prevent the corruption of power; thus, the legislative, executive and judicial branches of Government – all balancing out one another. No one man in charge. No human king. King God was engraved onto our money, put in our pledge, and carved into our buildings in Washington, D.C.

    But, as time went on, just like Israel, we gradually started to take His blessings for granted, and abandon His laws. We kicked God out of the courts, the public school system, our families, and our personal lives. So, now we had no King. And we wanted a king really, really bad. A human king. God relented.

    King Obama was elected. And it was bad for everyone.

    I can’t keep up with him.

    I don’t really like sunbathing. I just have no work. And, I thought it might make me look thinner. I use the time to read and think and pray.

    I see a bee buzzing near me. I shush him away.

    I see a king ruling over me. I vote him away.

    I see the King watching over me. I bow my head and pray.

    (Um…it’s not a sin to be sunbathing naked if no one but God is watching, right?)


    http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/vjackson/2010/07/25/sunbathing-naked-day-one/
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    Jul 26, 2010 5:20 AM GMT
    I love Victoria Jackson. She is my favorite celebrity to become flapping GOP mouth piece. She has a touch of insanity where as Dennis Miller is just as dull as white bread.
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    Jul 26, 2010 5:45 AM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidI love Victoria Jackson. She is my favorite celebrity to become flapping GOP mouth piece. She has a touch of insanity where as Dennis Miller is just as dull as white bread.
    Oh mZ, I sure wouldn't mind if I caught you sunbathing naked!
  • Webster666

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    Jul 26, 2010 8:34 AM GMT
    That was a fun read...
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    Jul 26, 2010 8:41 AM GMT
    it is very hard for an outsider to sympathize with the "they are trying to take our freedoms" mentality, especially when you look at the terrible ways they do it, like by trying to make sure everyone has access to health care...


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    Jul 26, 2010 12:30 PM GMT
    Victoria Jackson is batshit crazy, like Michele Bachmann.
  • calibro

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    Jul 26, 2010 12:40 PM GMT
    you can call obama a communist all you want but for humanity's sake please don't call that a poem
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    Jul 26, 2010 3:03 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidI love Victoria Jackson. She is my favorite celebrity to become flapping GOP mouth piece. She has a touch of insanity where as Dennis Miller is just as dull as white bread.



    I saw this and laughed



    it´s all an act, right.

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    Jul 26, 2010 3:21 PM GMT
    Lostboy said
    MunchingZombie saidI love Victoria Jackson. She is my favorite celebrity to become flapping GOP mouth piece. She has a touch of insanity where as Dennis Miller is just as dull as white bread.



    I saw this and laughed


    it´s all an act, right.

    It has to be an act. If so it is very (Andy) Kaufman.
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    Jul 26, 2010 5:12 PM GMT
    It SEEMS that she is for real, either that or she has gone DEEP undercover in order to make her life a mockery of the far right. That would be delicious, but I somehow (sadly) find it unlikely.

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    Jul 26, 2010 5:15 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidIt SEEMS that she is for real, either that or she has gone DEEP undercover in order to make her life a mockery of the far right. That would be delicious, but I somehow (sadly) find it unlikely.

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    Truth be told, I would think that she is totally taking the latter approach. I mean, come on.... how can you take any of that seriously? She's gotta be doing this to embarrass them (as if they need any help).
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    Jul 26, 2010 5:19 PM GMT
    Well I have chosen to read it as comedy and it´s brilliant.
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    Jul 26, 2010 7:09 PM GMT
    swimbikerun said

    Sunbathing Naked (Day One)
    by Victoria Jackson


    This is awful poetry and retarded anyway. Unlike LostBoy, I can't take it as satirical comedy. It's stupid conservative sloganeering garbage, packaged in ways the people the wacked out fringe attract can understand.

    This is exactly what RickRick and others have been commenting upon...that seems not to bother the Republican RJers at all.

    "...Breitbart puts out the Sherrod video showing that “hate speech” ...."

    In short, these stupid wackos STILL have not watched the whole Sherrod video. What better example that the tea party zealots are not even right wing....they are la-la.
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    Jul 26, 2010 7:13 PM GMT
    calibro saidyou can call obama a communist all you want but for humanity's sake please don't call that a poem


    This. That was nothing but an uneducated, conservative rant.
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    Jul 26, 2010 7:48 PM GMT
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    Jul 26, 2010 7:56 PM GMT
    I don´t know if it´s funnier if she is mocking or serious. In any case, the "persona" is 100% the caricature of the dumb right. It´s amazing.

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    Jul 26, 2010 8:55 PM GMT
    I’m going with Queen of satire, but then again, I thought the same thing about Palin.