If the guy above you
Tells the guy below you
That he'd love to know you
"You're a hot young beau you"
Then the guy below you
You can bet he'll show you
That everyone loves you tonight

If two spaces down there
The guy isn't so fair
And compliments, they don't ensue
You can still take your solace
And move up just one place
Above him and you'll find love there

When you're fishing for flattery
All you're getting is battery
Your picture just isn't the tops
Use your verbal dexterity
Put away all your charity
And give 'em it back where it hurts

So, If the guy above you
Tells the guy below you
That he'd love to know you
"You're a hot young beau you"
Then the guy below you
You can bet he'll show you
That everyone loves you tonight

I don't mean maybe

That everyone....... loves you....... tonight, alright!