WOULD IT BE WRONG...

  • MuscleComeBac...

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    Jul 28, 2010 10:44 PM GMT
    It's storming here. Weather makes me SO crazy romantic and horny.
    Rubbing one out would solve very little, as its all linked to something primal in me. The more it rains or storms (snow works too) ...yeesh.
    So, I'm wondering, would it be wrong if I changed my profile - just temporarily - to read
    Seeking attractive, athletic, horny bottom under 55
    who can come to Orlando NOW. Will meet more remote
    candidates at airport if you arrive before midnight.
    Offer good until 6 a.m. unless storm gets stalled over
    the state. Must have photo.
    Too much?icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 28, 2010 10:49 PM GMT


    Manhunt candidates available at your request.
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    Jul 28, 2010 10:50 PM GMT
    wwww.megamates.com
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    Jul 28, 2010 10:50 PM GMT
    No, it wouldn't be wrong, I'm horny as fuck too.
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    Jul 28, 2010 11:00 PM GMT
    What storm?????

    Where in Orlando do you live??????

    Downtown it's clear skies and sunshine
  • MuscleComeBac...

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    Jul 28, 2010 11:06 PM GMT
    bernd saidWhat storm?????

    Where in Orlando do you live??????

    Downtown it's clear skies and sunshine


    Yeah...t's clearing here, in Maitland/Winter Park...still dark overhead but then were in this vortex of stalled weather that hangs for hours. But as I look west and south it looks blue....
    ....which makes me blue. And leave me - or parts of me - blue, too.

    The offer still stands, damn it!!!!!
  • hikerC

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    Jul 29, 2010 12:46 AM GMT
    Not too much at all! I don't think I have ever wanted to visit Orlando as much as I do now! icon_twisted.gif
  • MuscleComeBac...

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    Jul 29, 2010 12:53 AM GMT
    hikerC saidNot too much at all! I don't think I have ever wanted to visit Orlando as much as I do now! icon_twisted.gif

    And I don't know that I've ever wanted you to visit more than I do right now...
    but then again, I've ALWAYS wanted you to visit Orlando, so it's a level RED, #11 on the dial, five alarm, full storm warning constant when it comes to you, and rain or no rain, Hiker, the impulse is present at ALL times!
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    Jul 29, 2010 2:35 AM GMT
    I abhor agism!icon_lol.gif
  • MuscleComeBac...

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    Jul 29, 2010 2:38 AM GMT
    the number was arbitrary...HEY, you're married!!!!!!!!!!
    Get back on the plane!icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 29, 2010 2:40 AM GMT
    I think the OP needs to contact this guy
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  • MuscleComeBac...

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    Jul 29, 2010 3:05 AM GMT
    Thanks, Fly, but Toto and Dorothy have him covered...icon_eek.gif

    Plus, weather and natural disaster are kinda' the same, but not really.

    Please tell me you aren't setting your friends up on blind dates.....
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    Jul 29, 2010 3:07 AM GMT
    Yes it would be wrong...unless you're offering travel expenses. icon_razz.gif
  • silverfox

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    Jul 29, 2010 3:12 AM GMT
    MuscleComeBack said
    Seeking attractive, athletic, horny bottom under 55
    who can come to Orlando NOW.
    Too much?icon_twisted.gif


    Well lets see,,,,in order-

    depends on who you ask, yes, YES, no, yes (for a couple more years), yes (I am here already)

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    Jul 29, 2010 3:13 AM GMT
    Wrong? No.

    Futile? Possibly?
  • MuscleComeBac...

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    Jul 29, 2010 3:24 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidYes it would be wrong...unless you're offering travel expenses. icon_razz.gif

    I would say yes, Paul, but I'm worried about the extra luggage surcharge when you check a rack of dumbells along with the steamer trunk of compression Ts ...I might as well come to you

    Hmmmm.......icon_question.gif?
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    Jul 29, 2010 3:32 AM GMT
    Hmm, let's see...
    MuscleComeBack saidIt's storming here. Weather makes me SO crazy romantic and horny.
    Rubbing one out would solve very little, as its all linked to something primal in me. The more it rains or storms (snow works too) ...yeesh.
    So, I'm wondering, would it be wrong if I changed my profile - just temporarily - to read
    Seeking attractive, athletic, horny bottom under 55
    who can come to Orlando NOW. Will meet more remote
    candidates at airport if you arrive before midnight.
    Offer good until 6 a.m. unless storm gets stalled over
    the state. Must have photo.
    Too much?icon_twisted.gif


    I am fifteen minutes west of the airport. Stop by on the way home, OK?
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    Jul 29, 2010 3:48 AM GMT
    MuscleComeBack said
    paulflexes saidYes it would be wrong...unless you're offering travel expenses. icon_razz.gif

    I would say yes, Paul, but I'm worried about the extra luggage surcharge when you check a rack of dumbells along with the steamer trunk of compression Ts ...I might as well come to you

    Hmmmm.......icon_question.gif?
    Hell I can take all that as carry-on. It ain't all that heavy.
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    Jul 29, 2010 3:52 AM GMT
    flieslikeabeagle saidI think the OP needs to contact this guy
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    ROTF, fucking hilarious.
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    Jul 29, 2010 4:58 AM GMT
    Ciarsolo said
    flieslikeabeagle saidI think the OP needs to contact this guy
    http://i17.tinypic.com/868p1sw.gif


    ROTF, fucking hilarious.


    Hey ditch the perp I still have a chilled bottle of Krug "85" icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 29, 2010 5:25 AM GMT
    Roccoe said
    Ciarsolo said
    flieslikeabeagle saidI think the OP needs to contact this guy
    http://i17.tinypic.com/868p1sw.gif


    ROTF, fucking hilarious.


    Hey ditch the perp I still have a chilled bottle of Krug "85" icon_wink.gif


    Hit me over the head with it and drag me someplace hot and dark. I need some rough lovin'
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    Jul 29, 2010 3:46 PM GMT
    Ciarsolo said
    Roccoe said
    Ciarsolo said
    flieslikeabeagle saidI think the OP needs to contact this guy
    http://i17.tinypic.com/868p1sw.gif


    ROTF, fucking hilarious.


    Hey ditch the perp I still have a chilled bottle of Krug "85" icon_wink.gif


    Hit me over the head with it and drag me someplace hot and dark. I need some rough lovin'



    AAWWW My foxy one what ever special treatment you need would be my pleasure icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 29, 2010 4:14 PM GMT
    hikerC saidNot too much at all! I don't think I have ever wanted to visit Orlando as much as I do now! icon_twisted.gif

    How bout California?