Well, you are probably joking, right! Anyway, I wouldn't mind posting the card but then I'd have to move the whole thread to Adult. If you want to see what they are like, you can go visit the site for yourself.
After 17 years be grateful you still make him horny cos he could just look at yuo as the cook cleaner washer lady and then where would ya be ;-) I think its kinda sweet romance is all well and good but a good hard pumping of the blood never goes a miss either!
Kittens I ask you! I would have though gee the man is buying me cute and soppy ha ha ha ha xxx I want reaffirming as the stud I am ;-)
Yeah, well to receive a card like that, of course, the idea of sex crossed my mind and we did have a go later in the evening, so that was great, but what concerned me was the totally uncharacteristic behaviour. My honey is turning over a new leaf or what? Not that I was't grateful for the turn of events.
I must admit if my partner of 10 years gave me a card like that it would raise my eyebrows. He is very much the romantic type. I gave him a card showing a prairie dog kissing another prairie dog on the cheek, very cute! His card was also very sweet, and traditional with lots of writing.
So what if he is trending towards the porno? 17 years? You two are the last Gay white unicorns! Embrace however he chooses to express his affection. As long he makes you happy, who cares? Don't be threatened, you're a hottie too.
PS - Please, no more kittens. I bet he logged on to his site-of-choice and posted something like "Help, my partner of 17 years gave me a v-day card with KITTENS on it!!!!"