Sparking Starfish

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    Feb 14, 2008 8:31 PM GMT
    So a friend of mine who is an artist in SF sent this email describing whiting your mangina out as a Valentines greeting. It is so funny I had to share with the rest of the crew...

    I guess I've been out-of-it.

    That's what a year-and-two-thirds of 'celibacy' will do for you... along with the proverbial cobweb there is a very dark hole that could grasp a ray of light or 2.

    Female porn stars in the San Fernando Valley have been doing it for some time. In the past few, the gays of NYC have followed their Female equivs spot. A dark spot that can only be awakened by a dream and some... anal bleaching.

    It was only upon a friend's visit to NYC did I hear about his hit and run with male starfish whitening.

    Enlightened by the prospect I did a bit of research and I spotted a product marketed online and aimed towards women: "lightening gel for sensitive areas."

    One woman claims in a testimonial that after 5 children her vagina AND anus had discolored to the point that her husband was just "really turned off." Sweet cheeks, maybe it's just the stress of 5 kids!

    It's also what some have been doing to insure clean SAFE sex... aside from a bleached asshole being more aesthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. But the "safe sex" part just makes one sound like an... well, you know.

    Gurls, if you want to change the color of something on your body you should start with the eye that blinks, NOT the one that stinks.
    That is unless it looks like a junior mint. YUM!

    In the END we all want to see something pleasant in the starfish we are poking. Since its VD day I figure I better "brush up" on all this.
    That said I ventured to my local Walgreen's on 18th & Castro... the gayest one of all, in hopes maybe they had a spot remover... a product for my constituents and I.

    In the cleaning aisle I was *truly* surprised to find which heavyweight brand has taken a poke at this amazing asshole-whitening craze!

    The packaging even has a hologram that turns from stink to pink! Cool!!!


    Happy Valentines Day!

    xoxo,
    Jayson


    He then attached a photoshoped bottle of Clorox of Assholes with a hologram that turns your Brown eye White. I don't know how to attach photos that arent on the web.

    Here is his website as a plug.

    http://www.pixelstud.com/
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    Feb 17, 2008 8:41 AM GMT
    CLOROX! LMAO!

    Wouldn't that kill you or something? BTW, for posting pics that arent on the web, go to a photo uploading site like

    www.photolava.com

    Upload a pic there like you would at RealJock then copy the link and paste it on your post. Then highlight the link and press the IMG button on top of the textbox while you are posting.

    And voila! a picture. icon_razz.gif