Happy Valentine's Day!

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    Feb 15, 2008 4:40 AM GMT
    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life.
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    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.
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    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not.
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    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
    But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
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    I thought that I could love no other --
    that is until I met your brother.
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead , the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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    I want to feel your sweet embrace;
    But don't take that paper bag off your face.
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    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ..
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe "Go to hell."
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    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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    Feb 15, 2008 10:55 AM GMT
    Thanks for the humerous work of art.

    Now = Valentines Day is over we can all go back to hating each other.
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    Feb 15, 2008 1:27 PM GMT
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    It's like Christmas. Everybody steals from everybody else for 364 days, then give back 0.0001% on Christmas Day! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 15, 2008 6:26 PM GMT
    Caslon your a GEM!

    Loved it! Any more in the Cupboard?
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    Feb 15, 2008 6:46 PM GMT
    A valentine's message to myself:

    You think you're great
    you think you're grand
    you go to the movies
    and hold your hand
    you put your arms
    around your waist
    and when you get fresh
    you slap your face

    Love,
    Me