CLEVER ADVERTISING SLOGANS: "Sex with my boyfriend is like..."

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    Jul 31, 2010 3:28 PM GMT
    "Dannon Yogurt, because the fruit is on the bottom."

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    OK, it's your turn now. Fill in the blank and finish the sentence:
    "Sex with my boyfriend is like ___________________, because______________________________________."

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  • rnch

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    Jul 31, 2010 4:18 PM GMT
    i'm going to use an adjective not commonly associated with gay sex: comfortable.

    when my bf and I get naked, kiss, grope, suck and fuck i find the emotions that surface to be most pleasureable, enjoyable, calming and comforting. we make each other feel good and allow each other to experience pleasure.

    we've been intimate long enough with each other to the point that we both know what the other likes, craves and desires.

    it's like everytime we fuck one of the bad experiences in my life fades away.

    this guy just might be a "keeper".

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    Aug 01, 2010 11:40 AM GMT
    Sex with my old boyfriend was like LIFE Cereal, "Give it to Mikey, he'll eat anything!"
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    Aug 01, 2010 3:26 PM GMT
    Sex with my boyfriend is like the energizer bunny because he keeps going and going and GOING !!!
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    Aug 01, 2010 3:28 PM GMT
    SweatAndPain saidSex with my boyfriend is like the energizer bunny because he keeps going and going and GOING !!!

    Not merely clever, but I think makes at least a few of us jealous. Good job! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 01, 2010 3:35 PM GMT
    Sex with my boyfriend is like Monopoly, because we can never make it pass go

    lol/jk
  • sumkindoflife

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    Aug 01, 2010 3:37 PM GMT
    sex with my boyfriend is like PRINGLES, because Once we pop, we can't stop!
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    Aug 03, 2010 1:36 AM GMT
    sex with my ex boyfriend is like Duracell batteries because he's the copper top. lolicon_smile.gif
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    Aug 03, 2010 5:23 PM GMT
    Sex with my fuck buddy is like BP: I just can't stop leaking.
  • rnch

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    Aug 03, 2010 5:26 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidSex with my fuck buddy is like BP: I just can't stop leaking.



    icon_lol.gif good one! icon_lol.gif
  • runforyourlif...

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    Aug 03, 2010 5:35 PM GMT
    if i had a boyfriend... i would like to be able to say that he's like Maxwell House because he's Good To The Last Drop.
  • runforyourlif...

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    Aug 03, 2010 5:36 PM GMT
    if i had a boyfriend... i would like to be able to say that he's like Maxwell House because he's Good To The Last Drop.
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    Aug 03, 2010 5:36 PM GMT
    Sex with my boyfriend is like international trades because you never know where the exports are going to land!
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    Aug 03, 2010 5:40 PM GMT
    Since am single this is for my last sex
    It was like Accenture because High Performance, Delivered
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    Aug 03, 2010 5:40 PM GMT
    Sex with my (non-existent) boyfriend is like GIlette, the best a man can get!
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    Aug 03, 2010 6:19 PM GMT
    Wow these are awesome.. these should go to the printers I swear yall
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    Aug 03, 2010 6:20 PM GMT
    Sex with my boyfriend is like VISA cause its EVERYWHERE I WANT TO BE
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    Aug 03, 2010 11:25 PM GMT
    Sex with my boyfriend is like Slum because It's Highly Addictive!

    Er...

    Sex with my boyfriend is like Brawndo because It's What Plants Crave.

    Um...

    Sex with my boyfriend is like Doritos because Snack Strong.

    Or...

    Sex with my boyfriend is like EA Sports because It's In The Game.

    Except...

    Sex with my boyfriend is like Gatorade because Is It In You?

    But... but...

    Sex with my boyfriend is like Coca-Cola because Twist The Cap To Refreshness.

    Now that's just absurd...
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    Aug 03, 2010 11:51 PM GMT
    "Sex with my boyfriend is like Twilight, because it's INCREDIBLY FUCKING GAYicon_razz.gif

    "Sex with my ex-boyfriend is like those optical illusion places you see at the mall, because by the end you are left frustrated, cross eyed, and still can't find the damn sailboat icon_razz.gif
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    Aug 04, 2010 12:10 AM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidSex with my fuck buddy is like BP: I just can't stop leaking.


    +1
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    Aug 04, 2010 12:13 AM GMT
    "Sex with my boyfriend is like Butter, because you get it pound by pound."
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    Aug 04, 2010 11:27 AM GMT
    Sex with my boyfriend is like the Gallup Poll, it's different everydayicon_lol.gif
  • OklahomaBreak...

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    Sep 25, 2010 11:03 PM GMT
    Sex with my boyfriend is like a stiff drink, just what I need right now.
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    Sep 26, 2010 1:08 AM GMT
    Sex with my boyfriend is like good porn, because a good session transcends language.